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Time for a Caption Contest! In this case, a very silly Caption Contest. Come up with a caption for this 1909 photo of Ty Cobb and Nap Lajoie.




WARNING : content may not end up being appropriate for all ages.
Posted by Craig B on Tuesday, December 02 2003 @ 03:34 AM EST.
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_Shrike - Tuesday, December 02 2003 @ 03:37 PM EST (#81514) #
"What do you think of my stick?"

Or, the Mae West entry: "Hard wood is good to find."
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Craig B - Tuesday, December 02 2003 @ 03:42 PM EST (#81515) #
"34 inches, you say? And 36 ounces? Marvelous. I think that's simply marvelous."
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_Andrew Edwards - Tuesday, December 02 2003 @ 03:43 PM EST (#81516) #
Ahhhh... homoerotic caption contests. This should be good.

Entry 1

Ty: "Why, this situation reminds me so much of when my negro servants help me bathe..."

Entry 2

Cobb hogs Nap's bats

Entry 3

Ty Cobb (L) stabs Nap Lajoie (R) in the groin with a pointed stick after Lajoie implied that Cobb may not completely, with all his heart, hate blacks or Catholics.
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_Jordan - Tuesday, December 02 2003 @ 03:49 PM EST (#81517) #
"You're absolutely right -- they shouldn't call you 'Little Napoleon.'"
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_Spicol - Tuesday, December 02 2003 @ 03:50 PM EST (#81518) #
"That's a helluva shanker, Nap. Yup, a helluva shanker."
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_Dark Helmet - Tuesday, December 02 2003 @ 03:51 PM EST (#81519) #
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0094012/
I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
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_benum - Tuesday, December 02 2003 @ 03:57 PM EST (#81520) #
Cobb: "what?...you mean cork like the top of a wine bottle?"
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_Brent - Tuesday, December 02 2003 @ 04:02 PM EST (#81521) #
Who wants to bet on the ETA for a Mike Piazza quote?
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Dave Till - Tuesday, December 02 2003 @ 04:02 PM EST (#81522) #
"Y'know, I killed a man with one of these once."
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_Jordan - Tuesday, December 02 2003 @ 04:02 PM EST (#81523) #
Said Cobb to Lajoie, "See here, chap,
What kind of a wussie's named Nap?
You must be a weenie
With manhood so teeny
You barely could see --- holy crap!"
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_Mick - Tuesday, December 02 2003 @ 04:08 PM EST (#81524) #
In the Cleveland Plain Dealer:
LAJOIE TYS ONE ON

In the Detroit Free Press:
COBB TAKES A NAP
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Pepper Moffatt - Tuesday, December 02 2003 @ 04:34 PM EST (#81525) #
http://economics.about.com
Nap approaches Cobb with cruel intent.



Only a message of warning from an onlooker can save the Georgia Peach!



It's a trap!



Cobb turns around in time, and danger is averted!



Which leads a second onlooker to remark:



In Soviet Russia, bat grabs you!!

Mike

(Is that enough Primer cliches for ya, Dave?)
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_Cristian - Tuesday, December 02 2003 @ 04:39 PM EST (#81526) #
Here's the best I can do...

"Wow. Imagine what things will be like when they integrate the Negro Leagues."
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Mike D - Tuesday, December 02 2003 @ 04:51 PM EST (#81527) #
"Nap, I don't need this to pummel the heckling fan. After all, he has no arms."

Inspired by a true story.
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_EddieZosky - Tuesday, December 02 2003 @ 05:00 PM EST (#81528) #
Nap: "I call this one the Cleveland Steamer."
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_Smirnoff - Tuesday, December 02 2003 @ 05:05 PM EST (#81529) #
Wanna play with my Lajoie-stick?
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_Repoz - Tuesday, December 02 2003 @ 07:06 PM EST (#81530) #
But Ty...I've never even heard of Upper Deck.
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Pepper Moffatt - Tuesday, December 02 2003 @ 07:10 PM EST (#81531) #
http://economics.about.com
I don't know if you wanted multiple entries, but I can't help myself



Where's Honus?!? It's his turn to limbo!!



Mike
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_Jurgen - Wednesday, December 03 2003 @ 02:05 AM EST (#81532) #
http://somecalzoneforderek.blogspot.com/
"Go ahead. You can touch it."
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_A - Wednesday, December 03 2003 @ 02:10 AM EST (#81533) #


And I won't need anymore pills?
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_A - Wednesday, December 03 2003 @ 02:14 AM EST (#81534) #
"So, Ty, this'll hit me more homeruns?" "Well, I score 3 times a game with it."
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_Paul S - Wednesday, December 03 2003 @ 08:33 AM EST (#81535) #
To rip off one of my favorite exchanges in a movie:

Can I see it?

(pause)

Why, thank you, Nappy!
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_napandty - Wednesday, December 03 2003 @ 10:24 AM EST (#81536) #
mmmmm, bend over Ty and be my b--ch
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_Donkit R.K. - Wednesday, December 03 2003 @ 12:17 PM EST (#81537) #
"napandty", you win in a landslide for worst...entry....ever

Not to say I cna do better, I just elect not to try.
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_pete_the_donkey - Wednesday, December 03 2003 @ 01:13 PM EST (#81538) #
"Ty and Nap discuss the possibility of opening a Cleveland chapter of the Mandingo Club"
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_JJR - Thursday, December 04 2003 @ 02:29 PM EST (#81539) #
Is that a bat in your hand? ... or are you just happy to see me?

You're telling me one little diamond pill did all that?
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_EastCoast Al - Thursday, December 04 2003 @ 06:16 PM EST (#81540) #
Hey Cobb....see this mark on my bat? That's how far I'll shove it up your ass if you spike me at 2nd base.
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_bali - Monday, January 12 2004 @ 10:57 PM EST (#81541) #
http://www.batukaru.com
, Great literature and big content to find another blog

Interesting.Nice to visit .

Bali

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