Jays Roundup - Here Come The Man With The Look in His Eye

Wednesday, April 14 2004 @ 08:37 AM EDT

Contributed by: Pepper Moffatt

Fed on nothing but full of pride
Look at them go, look at them kick
Makes you wonder how the other half live

  1. Fordin Notes: Tosca's diagnosis is one too many left-handed hitters. Pond is down, Hermansen is up.

  2. Fordin looks back on yesterday's 7-5 win in "Blue Jays claw past Tigers". Do article title writers keep a book of bad puns for each team? They really should. We'd get more diversity, and fun things like "Redskins Squeeze Out Browns". (A 2 point reference).

  3. Today's 7:05 start features Ted Lilly vs. Nate Robinson.

  4. Like Peter Frampton, "Toronto bats come alive" according to Larry Millson. I took out the 'during ninth-inning rally' part, because it sounded better that way.

  5. Geoff Baker reports that "Jays roar back for win". I guess "roar" is in the Tiger pun book, along with "claw".


That's all I've got today... I've been too busy celebrating an exciting Calgary Flames win!

Challenge Du Jour

Make the funniest (but plausible) pun headline involving one or two major league teams. Such as: Blue Jays claw past Tigers, Florida Exposes Montreal, etc.

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