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The top offensive prospect in the Texas Rangers minor league system -- I guess you'd call him a "hot" prospect -- is 1B Justin Smoak. Okay, okay, get it overwith -- yes, the power-hitting youngster can really "Smoak" the ball. He's "Smoak"-ing hot. But the Hall of Names question arises -- is it true that where there's Smoak, there's Fire?

Coming up with a team of players with heat-related names -- one that could "Smoak" the opposition -- might prove a hot proposition, as the owner of the one name we've punned on forty-six times already, young Smoak, hasn't even reached the major leagues yet. So anyway ...


The usual rules apply. No nicknames, so sorry Smokey Burgess. Either first or last names are fine, though it seems unlikely we'll have many of the former. (Middle names for that matter, are cool, er hot, as well -- even netting us a former 20-game winner.)

And let's try to not load up the team with players named Burns -- that's too easy. We'll see if we can limit ourselves to using each last/family and each first/given name just once. Homonyms are just fine, of course. So be creative!

To start us off, we could consider filling this roster with guys like ...

RHRP Steve Fireovid
LHSP Neal Heaton*
LHSP Cy Warmoth
LHSP Cole Hamels* (For "coal")
OF Alex Cole (For "coal")
IF Tom Matchick
RHSP AJ Burnett
OF Jeromy Burnitz*
LHSP Britt Burns*
RHSP Jack Burns McDowell*
RHSP Jesse Litsch
RHRP Kerry Ligtenberg
LHRP Mark Littell
LHRP Alan Embree (for "ember")
OF Ken Hottman

Yes, yes, Gord Ash could conceiveably be the GM.

Pretty nice pitching staff shaping up, and Jay-heavy at that -- but that offense runs cold so far. Bauxites, over to you! Heat up this thread with your ideas, suggestions and nominations!


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Mike Green - Saturday, January 17 2009 @ 08:53 PM EST (#195692) #
Harry Stove-y was a great 19th century outfielder.  You could also add Ray Sear-age to the bullpen. 
CeeBee - Saturday, January 17 2009 @ 09:44 PM EST (#195693) #
Tommy Byrne would give us a lefty starter if we use spelling variations of names.
CeeBee - Saturday, January 17 2009 @ 09:46 PM EST (#195694) #
Al Leiter could replace the match or peacfully co-exist.
Mick Doherty - Sunday, January 18 2009 @ 02:31 PM EST (#195699) #

Okay, we have a fine rotation and a HELL of a bullpen (see that, another heat pun!), even a couple of pitchers left over -- but how do we fill out that lineup card??? We have a full, if less than "lights out" OF, but not much else ...

LINEUP
C
1B
2B
SS Tom Matchick
3B
OF Alex Cole
OF Harry Stovey
OF Ken Hottman
DH Jeromy Burnitz*

BENCH
NONE

ROTATION
LHSP Cole Hamels*
RHSP AJ Burnett
LHSP Britt Burns*
RHSP Jack Burns McDowell*
LHSP Al Leiter*

BULLPEN
CL-LH Neal Heaton*
RHRP Steve Fireovid
RHRP Kerry Ligtenberg
LHRP Mark Littell
LHRP Alan Embree

TAXI SQUAD
LHSP Cy Warmoth
RHSP Jesse Litsch

zeppelinkm - Sunday, January 18 2009 @ 03:38 PM EST (#195700) #

Pete Hotaling could be a backup outfielder and catcher (albeit only 13 games there). He had a career 108 OPS+ over 840 games. Slot in Mike Heath as the starting catcher.

Jeff Heath would be a significant upgrade in the OF over Hottman. I was wondering, would Jeff Heath, whose given name is John Geoffrey Heath, have qualified for the oddly spelled first name team we did here a little while ago? And finally from the Heath's, Heathcliff Slocumb might be an upgrade somewhere in the pen.

How about Travis Fryman at 3B? (Out of the frypan, into the fire...) Too much of a stretch? I'm not trying to cook up any trouble, but are the Baker's eligable? If so we'll put Frank Baker at 3B, Gene Baker at 2B, and slot good old Dusty into the OF as well for Alex Cole.

 

Mick Doherty - Sunday, January 18 2009 @ 06:07 PM EST (#195702) #
Great stuff, zep. Our "use each name only once" rule (first, middle, last repeats are okay) meant I had to do some adjusting. We get a HOFer at the "hot" (har!) corner -- where else? -- by playing Fryman at short, where he started out, and Matchick moves over to 2B, where he appeared 72 times in his brief big league run. Ironically, the one position that went unfilled was 1B, so let's promote Smoak, since he was the original inspiration for this thread after all. and let him learn on the job. He's just "warm"ing up, after all.  Still no bench. We must be missing something/someone -- what other names could help this roster?

LINEUP

C Mike Heath
1B Justin Smoak (coming soon!)
2B Tom Matchick
SS Travis Fryman*
3B Frank "Home Run" Baker**
OF Alex Cole
OF Harry Stovey
OF Ken Hottman
DH Jeromy Burnitz*

BENCH
NONE???

ROTATION
LHSP Cole Hamels*
RHSP AJ Burnett
LHSP Britt Burns*
RHSP Jack Burns McDowell*
LHSP Al Leiter*

BULLPEN
CL-LH Neal Heaton*
RHRP Heathcliff Slocumb*
RHRP Steve Fireovid
LHRP Mark Littell
LHRP Alan Embree

TAXI SQUAD
LHSP Cy Warmoth
RHSP Jesse Litsch
RHRP Kerry Ligtenberg
RHRP Heath Bell

SORRY, NO REPEATS
Many, many Bakers (especially Dusty!)
Jeff Heath

AND NO NICKNAMES
Bake McBride

I see we've never done an All-Baker team, which surprises me. There are more than 30 men who have played MLB with that surname -- including the aforementioned HOFer and two other All-Stars. You could probably get a decent  25-man out of that.
CeeBee - Sunday, January 18 2009 @ 06:27 PM EST (#195703) #
Your "hell" of a bullpen got me thinking... How about Todd Hel-ton at first base?  And how about Dave Barbee as a spare outfielder?  Down under they throw a steak or two on the barby so maybe it would not be too much of a stretch so long as the coals are hot.
CeeBee - Sunday, January 18 2009 @ 06:35 PM EST (#195704) #
Lava is pretty hot?  How about Mike Lavalliere as a spare catcher or Cookie Lavagetto  as the infield sub. And while you have used burn a couple of times and ash as in Gord, how about a pretty good centerfielder who does both... Richie Ashburn. :)
Mike Green - Sunday, January 18 2009 @ 08:32 PM EST (#195706) #
Aaron Cook and John Candel-aria might be improvements in the rotation, and keep the burns under control.  "Candelaria" sounds like a romantic Italian dinner, a little Valpolicella and maybe a full tomato-based pasta sauce and away you go.  Rick Hell-ing joins the taxi squad; Don Blasing-ame for the bench might be a stretch.
Mick Doherty - Sunday, January 18 2009 @ 09:35 PM EST (#195709) #
Oh boy, this team just got a lot better! A Hall of Famer in CF, and with Lavalliere now available to catch, we can actually cut Mike Heath for his All-Star namesake Jeff in the OF. We now have two Hall of Famers and five All-Stars in our starting lineup, and Stovey certainly would have been the latter and is arguably neglected as the former (did you know that when he retired, he was MLB's all-time home run leader?) And we know have a bench -- a nicely-bslanced one at that -- lacking only a backup backstop (and of course a legitimate 1B 'til Smoak arrives in mid-2010).  Ideas, anyone?

Player/Manager: Harry Stovey  (63-75, parts of 1881, 1885)

LINEUP
C Mike Lavalliere
1B Justin Smoak (coming soon!)
2B Don Blasingame*
SS Travis Fryman*
3B Frank "Home Run" Baker**
LF Jeff Heath*
CF Richie Ashburn**
RF Harry Stovey
DH Jeromy Burnitz*

BENCH
IF Tom Matchick
OF Ken Hottman
IF Doc Lavan
OF Alex Cole
IF Cookie Lavagetto*
C Nominations welcome!

ROTATION
LHSP Cole Hamels*
RHSP AJ Burnett
LHSP Britt Burns*
RHSP Jack Burns McDowell*
LHSP Al Leiter*

BULLPEN
CL-LH Neal Heaton*
RHRP Heathcliff Slocumb*
RHRP Steve Fireovid
LHRP Mark Littell
LH-LONG John Candelaria*

TAXI SQUAD
LHSP Cy Warmoth
RHSP Jesse Litsch
RHRP Kerry Ligtenberg
RHRP Heath Bell
LHRP Alan Embree

SORRY, NO REPEATS
Many, many Bakers (especially Dusty!)
Mike Heath

AND NO NICKNAMES
Bake McBride

I hated to cut Embree -- the last man in the hullpen representing the word "Ember" seemed so poetic -- but Candelaria definitely deserves the nod. 

I was also thinking that with all the Bakers, there have been four Butchers and you could pair them with Mays, McCovey and Marichal to get "Butchers and Bakers and Candlestick makers .."

Sorry 'bout that.
zeppelinkm - Monday, January 19 2009 @ 11:07 AM EST (#195711) #

Hey, we could put Joe Medwick into the OF and move Harry Stovey to 1B (he played 550 games there) and all of a sudden, we've got ourselves another HoF'er in the lineup.

Or, if you want to get really ambitious, Sisler sounds an awful lot like sizzle, or sizzling...

Mike Green - Monday, January 19 2009 @ 01:10 PM EST (#195713) #
Actually, if you're going to allow Blasingame, Sisler's got an argument.  Stovey was, I believe, a better defender than Heath and Med-wick was a left-fielder, so if everyone is permitted, you'd probably be best off with Heath as DH, Sisler at 1B, and and outfield of Medwick, Ashburn and Stovey from right to left. 
Mick Doherty - Monday, January 19 2009 @ 02:59 PM EST (#195718) #

I dunno. In the spirit of the name game -- there are no real rules after all -- does Medwick match up with Bob Wickman or Dave Wickersham, either of whom would probably be a good addition to the pitching staff?

And look, there's Joe Wick Miller, who as a 21-year-old player/manager back in the 19th century, guided his squad to a perfect 0-11 record. Worst manager in history?

Mike Green - Monday, January 19 2009 @ 04:47 PM EST (#195725) #
Then there's Theodore Nash Tappe, whose striding to the plate music should be pretty clear. A dynamite pinch-hitter, if I ever saw one, even if his career did blow up fast due to injuries.  Has anyone ever been barred from da Box for lame attempts at humour?  There's always a first!
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