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Having spent the day looking in vain for some wag to say "You Brexit, you bought it!" let's turn our attention to the baseball. The Jays are in Chicago this weekend, where everything happens an hour later than it should.
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I promise you all - if they lose tonight, I refuse to start another series thread until they're at least four games over .500, and thus have sufficient margin to Deal With my Participation.
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The Blue Jays visit the Broad Street Bullies 2.0 in Baltimore for a weekend set.


The Blue Jays will have to deal with Manny 'Pacquiao' Machado this weekend as the appeal hearing for his four-game suspension is scheduled for Tuesday.
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The Blue Jays visit the Phillies for the next two nights to finish their four-game stretch against the Broad Street Bullies.


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The Blue Jays take on the Broad Street Bullies of Philadelphia for the next two nights at The Dome before heading to Philly for games Wednesday and Thursday. Barring the unforeseen, Bo "The Hammer" Schultz will not be appearing for the Jays this week. Maybe Moose Dupont or Ed Van Impe will show up instead.


Image from The Associated Press.
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The Blue Jays are back to their concrete nest to take on the Broad Street Bullies from Baltimore in a four-game set.
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I asked for an autograph...
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If you now have that song stuck in your head, my evil plan is working.... (Wuhahahah!)
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"New York is thata way, man."

"Thanks kid!"


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Someone should have told these guys 100 years ago that they spell "Socks" wrong. Amiright? Ah ah? Hey where's everyone going....
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Might need some help for this one, boys. Uh... Batman?
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I haven't been following the team as closely as I normally would. I assume the bats are laying pitiful waste to the opposition?
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Moving right along....

The artists formerly known as the Devil Fishies will be infesting the Dome for the next three nights.

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Deep in the heart of Texas, where the locals have waited through the long, harsh winter for the chance to pay their respects to Jose Bautista.
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The Blue Jays head out to the West Coast for an interleague series in San Francisco.


The San Francisco Giants are 9-7 against the Blue Jays, including a 6-2 record at AT&T Park.

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