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New York is waiting for you and me, baby
Waiting to swallow us down
New York, we're coming to see what you're made of
Are you as great as you sound


Something wicked this way comes.
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I'm going back on that same train
that brought me here before
While my baby walks the streets of Baltimore


We haven't seen this bunch yet. How are they doing, anyway?
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Fee fee
Fie fie
Fo fo fum

Strange stuff is going on in the Motor City, I tell ya.
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I might take a train
I might take a plane
But if I have to walk
I'm going just the same


You know why? It's the thought of hitting against this pitching staff. That's quite the temptation, one difficult to resist, and of course the only way to get rid of a temptation is to give in to it.

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We're the flowers in the dustbin
We're the poison in the human machine
We're the future
Your future

God save the Queen! It is Jubilee Weekend, after all, and I promise that none of us are going to see the next platinum jubilee. And then say hello to the first-place Minnesota Twins. Hey, didn't these guys suck just last year?
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"I spent 90% of the money I ever made on booze, women, and drugs. The rest of it I wasted."
---- Ronnie Hawkins

The Jays kick off a six-game homestand that will see them playing the Class of the AL Central. First up are the second-place White Sox, who have been spinning their wheels a bit this season.
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 California, here we come. Who's ready to stay up late?
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On to Missouri!
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We don't see these guys very often.
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Home, sweet home. That was one crummy road trip.
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The slumping (losers of four in a row, seven of their last nine) Blue Jays clearly need a friendly spot on the schedule to get themselves turned around.

Oh, crap.
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These guys again.
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Road trip! It's the Toronto Blue Jays taking on the Cleveland Guardians! For the first time ever!
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Damn Yankees. Damn first-place Yankees. Evil, imperial, and winners of their last nine games. Be nice to mess with their vibe, or whatever.
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I can't imagine too much has changed with the Astros since we last saw them. It was just last week, after all.
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