The final No-Prize of the week goes to the Bauxite who can not only name the title of the song for which today's headline is the first line of lyrics, but can also use that song title in a sentence describing the current Blue Jay player of the responder's choice. Ready? Go!

FWIW, the All-Internet Board of Judges that oversees all Web sites has determined that this week's previous winners -- ayjackson, Chuck and ChicagoJaysFan -- are in fact eligible to win again. How exciting! Will we have our first repeat winner, or can some raw rook out there break on through to the other side?

While we wait to find out, some baseball ...

• Robinson Cano got $30M from the Yankees
• Luis Gonzalez got a little less than that, $1M, from the Marlins
• Clemens/McNamee...do you care or are you bored?
• The Royals don't wan't Sammy Sosa. Will anyone?
• Erik Bedard is apparently in Seattle for a physical, meaning the over/under date on this trade being completed is now June 6, 2016.

What else is going on?

Okay, today's No-Prize goes to the person who can write a headline for this catch-all thread that is from a song with "Thursday" in the title. I got nothin' ... those old "Lady Madonna" Beatle lyrics are the closest I can come.

And for today's starters ...

• Brendan Donnelly to the Indians. Good pickup!
• Eric Hinske signed a minor-league deal with Tampa Bay. Makes sense.
• Bobby Kielty re-signed with the Red Sox, also a minor-leage deal. Meh.
• Happy 53rd birthday, Damaso Garcia!

Not much else going on ... or is there? You tell us!

 

First, again an official Batter's Box No-Prize, identify the source of the title of this thread. For extra credit, give a reasonable explanation -- I can't think of one! -- that the performing artist in question should be quoted in a baseball publication.

Now, yet again, erm, what's up? And yet again (again), ere are some starting points ...

• Nolan Ryan for President! (in Texas, anyway ...)
• Speaking of Prez races, this might have cost Rudy G. if he'd stayed in ...
• Bedard to the Mariners? Well, not yet ... (This is a recording ...)
• Roger Clemens "sentenced" to five hours on Capitol Hill ...
• What else?

Okay, y'all seem to like these catch-all threads, so here's another. First, for an official Batter's Box No-Prize, identify the source of the title of this thread. For extra credit, provide the next several lines ...

Now, again, erm, what's up? Here'are some starting points ...

• Juan Gonzalez has signed with the Cardinals? How's that going to work out?
• Curtis Granderson -- worth $30.25 million over five years?
• And Freddy Sanchez 3/$19M? Really?
• Bedard to the Mariners (finally)?
• Clemens is to testify today. So?

Got answers? Got other questions? Provide information backed with a link within!

Update 12:30pm:  Alex Rios signed - 1 year, $4.8 million.

So ... erm, what's up, then?

Super Bowl ... hoops ... hockey ... no so much baseball. Or is there? You tell us!

As usual, most of the spots are spoken for.

The Blue Jays agreed to terms with four players on Thursday night, leaving Marco Scutaro and Alex Rios as the only Jays scheduled to head to arbitration. Reportedly the team is close to agreeing to a contract with Scutaro, which would leave only Rios and I'd be surprised if the Jays didn't come to an agreement with him, as well.

Glaus for Rolen is official. The formal announcment will be today.

Count me among those that don't like a Rolen for Glaus swap.

Today is Joaquin Andujar's 55th birthday! Woohoo!

Okay, and why does Da Box even care about the eccentric -- some would say "wacky" -- old righthander? The four-time All-Star won 127 big-league games (and three more in the post-season) but was best-known for his, ah, irascible behavior and wacky (there's that word again) quotes. We even had a Batter's Box award named for him back in 2003 and 2004. (Um -- then we didn't any more.)

But the Andujar mojo lives on here at Da Box as well as in the spirit and gumption of all baseball fans. Celebrate the man's birthday today because ... well, hey, youneverknow.

It's been a relatively quiet few days, at least in terms of signings and trades.

The 2008 schedule is out.  The Jays open up in NY and then have their home opener on Friday against the Red Sox.  The rest of the month gets easier after that!

So much for Johan Santana being the first domino to fall.

Dan Haren was traded to the Diamondbacks for a package centered around OF Carlos Gonzalez.

The Jays signed Sal Fasano to a minor league deal as a fall back backup catcher option.

Ken Rosenthal reports that the Jays "on the verge of signing David Eckstein, according to a major-league source".

The Cardinals did not offer Eckstein arbitration so the Jays would not give up any compensation if the deal was struck.

11:15 Update:  Jeff Blair reports that it's a one year deal for $4.5 million and that Eckstein will lead off.  That would likely leave Stairs/Johnson for the #2 spot in the order.

Batter's Box No-Prize to the first reader to correctly explain the choice of headline ...
(Congrats to Geoff, via Chuck)

OF Kosuke Fukudome to the Cubs, it looks like ... Reliever Kazuo Fukumori to the Rangers ... Jake Peavy re-signs with the Pads, who also ink IF Tadahito Iguchi ... The Yankees are trying to send $40M boy Carl Pavano to Columbus ... Brewers DFA Kevin Mench? Really? ... Oh, and the Mitchell Report comes out tomorrow -- that should be fun ...

Whatchagot?

Today is the day where pre-free agent players have to be tendered a contract or cut loose. We'll get to see if the Jays are really willing to pay $3 million or so to Josh Towers or whether it was just a bluff to try and get something in a trade.

Ricciardi indicates that the backup catcher position should be resolved this week. I think the Jays might be waiting for Johnny Estrada to possibly be cut loose by the Mets.

EDIT:  Apparently it's Wednesday for the tendering deadline.  My bad.