Make Your Own Roundup: February 9th

Wednesday, February 09 2005 @ 09:53 AM EST

Contributed by: Named For Hank

Seems like less and less is happening every day...

In my head last night I saw an ad campaign for the Jays' upcoming season in which a camera out on the sidewalk would approach people wearing Blue Jays hats and ask them questions. I pictured it snowing and windy.

interviewer (off camera): Hey, are you a Blue Jays fan?
guy in Jays hat: Sure.
interviewer: What do Jays fans do in the offseason?
guy in Jays hat (looks around, pointedly): We shiver.
interviewer: In anticipation?
guy in Jays hat: No.