A new headline-writing contest -- with a twist on the last one, introduced by Mike D.
Same "back page New York tabloid" rules -- if even the New York Post wouldn't run it, don't enter it here. But the twist: this is a headline that could or might appear after next week's All-Star Game. Some samples to get you started ...
https://www.battersbox.ca/article.php?story=2005070514224962