That Blessed Team of Mine
Monday, March 13 2006 @ 09:45 PM EST
Contributed by: Mick Doherty
(Yep, Even Judas)
In a nod to the current Lenten season, we're about to get all apostolic
here on Da Box. But does that mean we're looking at Matthews,
Markle,
Luke and
John ... or at
Matthew,
Mark,
Luke and
John?
Let's find out.
Let's cut right to the chase ... we'll go with given/first names rather than last/family names, since that IS the way the historic apostles received the names we're using for this lineup.
And yes, even though tradition has it that Luke was a doctor, we never hear Matthew or anyone refer to him as "The Doctor" and besides, does Dwight Gooden really belong on an all-apostles team?
Now, we're not going to get a full roster out of this, given there were only 13 total apostles and all, so even if we go with both a Simon and a Peter (there actually was a Simon in the clan, so that's not an issue), allow both Jameses representation -- well, we'll be plenty happy with a starting lineup and someone to take the ball to the bill.
Anyway, here are the 13 names we're working with:
- (Simon) Peter
- Andrew
- James (son of Zebedee)
- John
- Philip
- Bartholomew
- Thomas
- Matthew
- James (son of Alphaeus)
- Thaddaeus
- Simon (the Cananaean)
- Matthias
- Judas
There has never been a major league player with the given name of "Matthias" -- or "Judas" for that matter
(no real surprise on that last one, huh?) ... However, there has been one middle name and one surname Matthias and a
middle name Judas, believe it or not ... There has also never been a big leaguer named Thaddaeus,
but good ol' Thaddis Bosley and seven guys with Thaddeus as a first and middle name do give us
some options.
Now ready? It's time to meet ...
The Apostle's Creed
** indicates Hall of Famer
* indicates All-Star
- C Alberto Judas Pardo (.132, 1985-89)
- 1B Matthew Williams* (primarily 3B; 378 homers)
- 2B Thaddeus Stanley Lepcio (.245, 1952-61)
- SS Simon Nicholls (.251, 1903-10)
- 3B John "Home Run" Baker** (96 homers)
- LF Peter Edward Rose Sr.* (4256 hits in 24 years)
- CF James "Cool Papa" Bell** (Negro League legend)
- RF Harry Bartholomew Hooper** (2466 hits in 17 years)
- DH Thomas Andrew Brunansky* (271 homers in 14 years)
- RHSP James Alvin Palmer** (268-152)
- RHSP Andrew "Rube" Foster** (Negro League star)
- RHSP Philip Henry Niekro** (318-274)
- LHRP Ernest Matthias Alten (0-1 for 1920 DET)
While this team may be doomed to "station to station" baseball (Lent joke, forget it), there are
no less than SIX Hall of Famers, and thanks to Rose, seven Hall of Fame talents, on the roster.
So is it out of line to say, "Jesus, this team could be pretty good!"?
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