Boston Red Sox 2008 Preview

Thursday, March 27 2008 @ 10:35 PM EDT

Contributed by: Matthew E

Sort of.

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Let me tell ya a couple of three things: Forget Coco, forget Fat Dom who goes over to Jersey and never comes back, forget my brother Billy.

Jacoby’s death was entirely Miss O’Shaughnessy’s fault.

Abraxia is Tek's most sensual nemesis and wears a lot of metal, including a muffin baking dish.

[he slaps Curt] “... but you're still a punk.”

Lowell? Lowell? Lowell? I-I know you're playing the part of a stagehand, but why do you have to rehearse hammering?

Well Drew, This may just be the medication talking, but women are like street cars, they're big and they have bells that go "clang clang clang clang clang!"

And if I'm right about him, Lester's records are filled with references to your violent nature.

Mr. Grainger's quoting from "Henry II", when he wanted to bump off Beckett.

"Gigantor--"

"Ortiz."

"Ortiz, I'm gonna need your help."

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We Need to Talk About Kevin

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Matsuzaka beef is known to be a bright red meat with white fatty parts (called sashi). It is almost a form of art, so intricate that it looks like marbled pattern - (shimofuri). Its extremely tender texture is the best of its kind.

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"Manny!"
"Mr. Hicks! They subpoena me!"

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Pre-contest hot favourite Dustin the Turkey has just won the Irish final with the song Irelande Douze pointe. The popular puppet will now go on to represent Ireland in the first Semi-Final of the Eurovision Song Contest in Belgrade on Tuesday 20th of May.

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But sometimes of an evening, before we went to cards, he would read something aloud out of the Elegant Extracts, very entertaining. And I know he has read the Vicar of Wakefield.

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