Veteran and stalwart Bauxite Mike D. writes,
OK, now things have reached rock bottom. I think the organization has finally exhausted all conceivable ways to spark embarrassing headlines. I can't think of any other on- or off-field aspect of the franchise which has been left unscathed by controversy or disappointment.
Ooh, I love a challenge! So let's have a little fun with that. What's the next embarrassing headline to "scathe" the Jays' it's-nearly-offseason?
Jays Mascot caught in Love Nest with San Diego Chicken
or maybe ....
Cito demands clubhouse beer not be Canadian "swill"
What avenue can we go down next? It's a creative writing workshop. Bauxites ... whatchagot?