Blue Jays at Tampa Bay, 28-31 March

Thursday, March 28 2024 @ 09:30 AM EDT

Contributed by: Magpie

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Likewise, the 162 game season begins with the first one.

Do I have any predictions?

I do!

I think that esteemed philosopher, Clubber Lang, expressed it most memorably.

"Prediction?
[Dramatic pause, looks into camera.]

"Pain."

Yes, there will be pain. Maybe not today, or tomorrow, but soon. There will be soul-crushing defeats that come groaning up out of some dark abyss and unfold like a car crash in slow notion. There will be sudden unforeseen catastrophes falling from the heaverns like so many frogs and snakes and sundry monsters and demons.

And I am ready for it! I am ready to get hurt again! This is what we've signed up for. This is the bargain we have made.

And there will be some fun along the way. Trust me.

Matchups!

Thu 28 March - Berrios vs Eflin
Fri 29 March - Bassitt vs Civale
Sat 30 March - Kikuchi vs Littlee
Sun 31 March - TBD vs Alexander

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