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Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of death construction

  1. Short recap: Orioles 11 - Jays 7. First four innings: Jays 7 - Orioles 1. Last five innings: Orioles 10 - Jays 0. David Bush with another strong outing: 5IP, 7H, 2ER, 1BB, 4SO, 0HR. Long recaps:

  2. Fordin Notes on the Jays pitching staff. Toronto's rotation is 5th in the American League with a 4.67 ERA and Justin Speier has a 3.24 ERA since the All-Star break. Will we see more of Speier in pressure situations after yesterday's implosion?

  3. Ganter Notes on Reed Johnson starting in center and Chris Gomez starting at short in yesterday's game.

  4. Two righties with .500 records face each other in tonight's 7:05 start at Fenway. The Jays are sending the 1-1 Justin Miller to the hill while the Red Sox counter with the 10-10 Derek Lowe. Spencer Fordin has a game preview.

  5. In "Bullpen has lots of work ahead of it Larry Millson wonders if the Jays lack of a left-handed reliever did them in yesterday:

      Perhaps having no left-handed reliever -- they let a good one from last year, Trever Miller, escape in the off-season -- isn't the main reason the Blue Jays are floundering.

      But it is worth mentioning now and then when so much of the criticism of Tosca involved his handling of the bullpen. Feel free to ask, what bullpen?

      Now the Orioles are vulnerable to lefties and have the second lowest batting average in the American League against them, .253. They hit right-handers at a .297 rate.

      So with a runner on base and a run in with two out in the seventh inning, Gibbons brought in right-hander Chulk to face left-handed-hitting Rafael Palmeiro, who is batting .190 against left-handers and .289 against right-handers.

      To his credit, Chulk struck out Palmeiro to preserve the Blue Jays' 7-3 lead.

    The main reason the Jays are floundering is because they can't hit, but at the same time teams that can't hit can't afford to give up runs late in the game.

Daily Diversion: This game was sent to me by one of the Bauxites, but it doesn't seem to work on my work machine. See Cyrkam Airtös. Does it work on yours?
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_David Goodwin - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 09:45 AM EDT (#42095) #
The Jays pen sure looked pigish going to war yesterday... We really could have used Ozzie Smith's glove at short.
_Spicol - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 09:53 AM EDT (#42096) #
But the Sabbath wasn't Black for the Jays. The Sabbath was actually pretty good.

It was the 7th day that was bad. Oh, the 7th day! *shakes fist*
_David Goodwin - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 10:01 AM EDT (#42097) #
Moffatt - the game seems to work fine on my computer, though my skills throwing paper in the trash are quite poor... My high score is 655, that being only 3 successful throws.
_Brent - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 10:17 AM EDT (#42098) #
Thanks Mike. As soon as I load up the game on my work computer, at least 5 people walk into my office to see me not doing work.

If I get in trouble, I'm coming after you. ;)
_Ducey - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 10:43 AM EDT (#42099) #
http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Athletics/Games/2004/Baseball/2004/08/16/585825-cp.html
Canada beat Italy today 9-3 COMN
_Smirnoff - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 10:48 AM EDT (#42100) #
Just read this on sportingnews.com in Rosenthal's column and thought it was interesting:

The Blue Jays are on pace to score 688 runs after finishing with 894 last season. Their drop-off of 1.27 runs per game would be the highest since the 1996-97 Brewers' decline of 1.29, according to STATS Inc.
robertdudek - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 10:49 AM EDT (#42101) #
We really could have used Ozzie Smith's glove at short.

Or how about Cesar Izturis's?
Pistol - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 11:08 AM EDT (#42102) #
Here's the BBFL Barfield standings - 3 weeks to go before the playoffs!


Rank Team W-L-T WPct GB
1 Slippery Pete 143-75-10 0.649 -
 2 Ghost Man On Third 134-87-7 0.603 10.5
 3 Good Sports 129-93-6 0.579 16.0
 4 Edmonton Decepticons 124-94-10 0.566 19.0
 5 Pistol Nine 121-96-11 0.555 21.5
 6 HOMER JAYS Simpsons 120-96-12 0.553 22.0
 7 team junior felix 118-98-12 0.544 24.0
 8 MonkeymenCubed 112-103-13 0.520 29.5
 9 TMG Eh's 109-102-17 0.515 30.5
 10 Vancouver Cyphers 111-111-6 0.500 34.0
 11 Anarchist Archivists 105-113-10 0.482 38.0
 12 Capers 107-115-6 0.482 38.0
 13 Canadian wannabe 105-117-6 0.474 40.0
 14 Middleclass Elitists 101-115-12 0.469 41.0
 15 Freddy Beach Fracas 101-116-11 0.467 41.5
 16 1-Tool Wonders 98-119-11 0.454 44.5
 17 W-A-M-C-O 99-122-7 0.450 45.5
 18 The Sweaty Guys 87-133-8 0.399 57.0
 19 Schroedingers Bat 80-136-12 0.377 62.0
 20 Ben's Men 79-142-7 0.362 65.5
_Moffatt - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 11:18 AM EDT (#42103) #
Nice work David Goodwin and Spicol. The song was War Pigs by Black Sabbath, with Ozzy on lead vocals.

Have 100 million points and this cuttlefish. I'll let you guys decide how to split it:



Thanks Mike. As soon as I load up the game on my work computer, at least 5 people walk into my office to see me not doing work.

Heh heh. I haven't even played the game yet. If it's completely addictive, you'll have to blame the Bauxite who sent it to me. Will he identify himself?

My officemate and I were sitting around drinking coffee and discussing the pros and cons of Sympatico vs. Rogers High Speed when one of the grad officials came in to introduce a new student to us. So you're not the only one who was caught not working today. :)
Joe - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 11:44 AM EDT (#42104) #
http://me.woot.net
My favourite 'not-working' moment to date was when co-workers and I were discussing digital cameras, and the president of the company walked in. And then joined in on our conversation.

I have the best job ever.
_Brian W - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 12:07 PM EDT (#42105) #
That is one annoying game. My best score is 2235 (after many attempts). Anybody doing better?
_Brent - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 12:10 PM EDT (#42106) #
I just hit 1000 and I was mighty impressed with myself. No longer, it seems.
_Donkit R.K. - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 12:15 PM EDT (#42107) #
My high (thru three tries) is 465. I can't throw very well...
_Donkit R.K. - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 12:19 PM EDT (#42108) #
1,025 and I finally figured out the purpose of the planes...
_Donkit R.K. - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 12:22 PM EDT (#42109) #
1170...
_Spicol - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 12:23 PM EDT (#42110) #
How do you throw?
_Dan H - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 12:26 PM EDT (#42111) #
1,025 and I finally figured out the purpose of the planes...

They have a purpose? Up till now I've been trying (unsuccessfully) to grab the darned things.
_Donkit R.K. - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 12:27 PM EDT (#42112) #
I was doing that as well Dan. Hit it with the paper ball and you get 400 points - try hitting the plane *and* landing in the basket - you get credit for both (I've done it once).
_Moffatt - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 12:29 PM EDT (#42113) #
A small hijack back on topic:

Did anyone else know that Frank Menechino is leading the Jays in Runs Above Replacement Position?

Let me repeat that: FRANK MENECHINO HAS BEEN THE MOST VALUABLE POSITION PLAYER THE JAYS HAVE HAD THIS YEAR.

No wonder the Jays aren't scoring many runs.
_Dan H - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 12:31 PM EDT (#42114) #
2005; I got 400 points for hitting that damned plane :)
_Dan H - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 12:32 PM EDT (#42115) #
try hitting the plane *and* landing in the basket - you get credit for both (I've done it once).

Damn, I was happy just to hit it; oh well, so much for my afternoon :)
_Elijah - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 12:37 PM EDT (#42116) #
2335. Somehow I drained five in a row. Do you get more points for an underhand toss?
_Blue in SK - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 12:55 PM EDT (#42117) #
I shall take the blame for sending the link to Mike.

Sorry for ruining everyone's productivity today.

My personal high, I am embarassed to say is a mere 635. No problems catching the ball, but I throw like a girl (no offense to Lauren Bay).
Craig B - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 01:03 PM EDT (#42118) #
I've only been able to get to an even 1000. I suspect I might do better (or worse?) with my optical mouse instead of this piece of, not to put too fine a point on it, dog crud that they give me at work.
Craig B - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 01:11 PM EDT (#42119) #
All Right! I was all happy with a 1370, then I went out and shot off a 2810, including two planes and a four-in-a-row. Whoo-hoo! :)
Craig B - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 01:23 PM EDT (#42120) #
And now a 3465, and now I must get back to actual work. :)
_Noah - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 02:06 PM EDT (#42121) #
2165 after way to many attempts, damn this game is addicting
_Noah - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 02:26 PM EDT (#42122) #
woo hoo 3255, now I really have to get back to work. :)
_Mark J - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 02:40 PM EDT (#42123) #
http://www.netshrine.com/vbulletin2/showthread.php?t=15660
Moffatt: I've noticed a similar thing re. RCAA. According to Lee Sinins weekly stat package (COMN), Menechino is leading the Blue Jays in Runs Created Above Average (and has been the last couple of months, I believe).

Blue Jays' hitters with positive RCAA (complete list):

Frank Menechino 14
Vernon Wells 7
Gregg Zaun 4
Gabe Gross 1

Yecch.
_David Goodwin - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 02:46 PM EDT (#42124) #
I switched to a straight at the basket overhead tomahawk throw, and I started racking up combos with regularity. I hadn't once scored over 1000, then boo-yah, like a man possesed I hit for 7780, with three 5-in-a-rows! Oh, and my advice - ignore the plane, it only disrupts your rhythm.

Man, this is a slow day in the Box LOL... Must be the dog days of summer.
Mike D - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 02:53 PM EDT (#42125) #
First Olympic medal for the good guys. Hartley and Heymans won bronze in synchronized platform diving.
_Ryan Day - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 02:53 PM EDT (#42126) #
5620, which would be a good thing if I didn't have so much actual work to do...

(Oh, it's still a good thing. It's the job that sucks.)
_David Goodwin - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 03:03 PM EDT (#42127) #
That's awesome to hear that Canada's on the board - way to go Hartley/Heymans. As a swimmer myself, it's tough to see the Canadian swim team struggle so much, but great to see Phelps and Thorpe bring some glamour to the sport. Barring a major mistake (like a false start - though Phelps is notoriously slow off the blocks) he should tie the record of 8 medals of any colour, though he can now only win 6 gold, and likely will only win 5. Canada's best chance at a medal is in the 4 by 200 free relay, where they could swim out of their tree (like South Africa in the 4 by 1) to nab the bronze. No one will beat the Aussies or Americans in the 4 by 2.
_My Names not Ry - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 03:16 PM EDT (#42128) #
forgive me, but shared game with an orioles fan buddy of mine, he had a 700 point play, bounced off airplane and made third straight shot.
_Tassle - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 03:17 PM EDT (#42129) #
Completely OT: Did anyone see the highlights of the Atlanta/St Louis game last night? As far as I can see, Albert Pujols hit a breaking pitch that was closer to his feet than his knees and hit it over the dead centerfield fence. I was just completely shocked. How does anyone do that? It's been said a million times, but the man is a baseball god. I'm now completely convinced he can do anything.
_Tassle - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 03:19 PM EDT (#42130) #
And I forgot to mention the best part: It was a foot outside. You guys have to watch this highlight.
Craig B - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 04:23 PM EDT (#42131) #
W00T! A fine 4820. Back to work.
_Loveshack - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 04:26 PM EDT (#42132) #
It's been said a million times, but the man is a baseball god. I'm now completely convinced he can do anything.


Oh yeah, plus he has one of the most fun names to say in all of baseball ;)
Thomas - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 04:32 PM EDT (#42133) #
I am so sick of hearing about Michael Phelps already. Let's have a bloody Michael Phelps Day and get the whole thing over with.
_Brent - Monday, August 16 2004 @ 09:42 PM EDT (#42134) #
Gentlemen, I present to you the king of scores:

20290.

I do not lie.
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