Magpie found a great picture of the A-Rod play from last night. So I thought we could run a caption concept. No prizes, this is all for pride.
Anybody care to give a caption to this picture?
Anybody care to give a caption to this picture?
Stop in the name of love.
LOL. Too funny. Really trying to jump out to a big early lead, aren't you? :)
LOL. Too funny. Really trying to jump out to a big early lead, aren't you? :)
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my hand and here is my spout.
For the Simpsons fans out there: Glove slap, baby Glove slap!
Wow... these are all way better than my suggestion:
Bronson: You're overpaid!
A-Rod: Talk to the hand...
Bronson: You're overpaid!
A-Rod: Talk to the hand...
This manly slap will stop the sale of Gay-Rod shirts in Boston...
Oh my. That facial hair is adorable. Please God, let me touch it.
Although ARod wore the sequined glove and did a spectacular pirouette, the Red Sox felt "Billie Jean" should be sung in the originally intended octave and tackled him swiftly. An umpire looks on.
I wasn't interfering with the play, Mr. Umpire... I was signalling that I'm about to take a right hand turn!
Ewwwww!!! Get that filthy glove away from my new outfit!
"Jays1fan1 will give you a lap dance for $5."
With thanks to The Tubes...
"At this moment of surrender darling, if you really care...
don't touch me there"
"At this moment of surrender darling, if you really care...
don't touch me there"
If it happened between third and home, you'd have a perfect picture for "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" redux. "Stop, right now, before you go any further..."
And they said no one would pay to watch Professional Circle Tag.
"He's trying to touch me; I need an adult!"
/man, that's just weak on my part; I wish I was smarter
/man, that's just weak on my part; I wish I was smarter
Oh, Bronson... Don't touch me there in public.
A-Rod auditioning for the part of Mickey Mouse.
MINKY: Bronson, cover your face! It's payback for Varitek!
No, Dan, that was hilarious. It made me snort.
Hey Bronson, does this glove smell funny to you?
Arod: "You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public."
Arroyo: "I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking. Yep, back of the head."
Mientkiewicz: "I love lamp!"
Arroyo: "I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking. Yep, back of the head."
Mientkiewicz: "I love lamp!"
http://members.cox.net/robert3442/a-rod.html
Here's another great link (from Primer).
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Here's another great link (from Primer).
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A-Rod: Hey Bronson. What has five fingers on its left hand and enjoys kinky sex?
Bronson: I give up. What has five fingers on its left hand and enjoys kinky sex?
A-Rod: [Extends fingers and waves left-hand vigorously] ME!!!!
Bronson: I give up. What has five fingers on its left hand and enjoys kinky sex?
A-Rod: [Extends fingers and waves left-hand vigorously] ME!!!!
Arroyo: Idiot raises his hand and says what?
A-Rod: [raises hand] What?
A-Rod: [raises hand] What?
A-Rod: Hey Bronson. What has five fingers on its left hand and enjoys kinky sex?
Moffatt, I can't believe you didn't incorporate a "ball slapping" joke into that post.
Moffatt, I can't believe you didn't incorporate a "ball slapping" joke into that post.
Maybe I can distract the fielder with shadow puppets ... that'll show Tim who's got intangibles.
Moffatt, I can't believe you didn't incorporate a "ball slapping" joke into that post.
My post was tasteless enough. :)
My post was tasteless enough. :)
How many times have the Jays made it to the post season?
Arroyo: Do you swear that you will be the public joke this month, the only public joke this month, and nothing but a public joke this month?
Arod: I do.
Arod: I do.
No, Dan, that was hilarious. It made me snort.
It works better when you picture Peter Griffin saying it :)
It works better when you picture Peter Griffin saying it :)
A. Rod: What did the five fingers, say to the glove?
Arroyo: Huh?
A. Rod: SLAP!!! Hahahaha...I'm Rick James, bitch!
Arroyo: Huh?
A. Rod: SLAP!!! Hahahaha...I'm Rick James, bitch!
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Man in outfield bleachers doen't get Memo to "wear dark clothes."
Man in outfield bleachers doen't get Memo to "wear dark clothes."
Frank Sinatra - New York, Boston
Start spreadin' tissues, you're losin' today
You won't be a part of it, New York, New York
Curt Schilling's shoes are longing to pitch
Right through this year's World Series, New York, New York
You're gonna wake up in a city that lost some sleep
And find you're bitch of the hill, under the heap
The Bambino's curse is melting away
They'll make a brand new start of it, in old New York
If they can make it there, they'll make it anywhere
It's up to you , Boston Red Sox
Boston Red Sox
Start spreadin' tissues, you're losin' today
You won't be a part of it, New York, New York
Curt Schilling's shoes are longing to pitch
Right through this year's World Series, New York, New York
You're gonna wake up in a city that lost some sleep
And find you're bitch of the hill, under the heap
The Bambino's curse is melting away
They'll make a brand new start of it, in old New York
If they can make it there, they'll make it anywhere
It's up to you , Boston Red Sox
Boston Red Sox
Anyone know a web radio broadcast (free) for this game??
All these damn early trick or treaters with their hands out.
This one should take it all.. even though it's a bit long...
A-Rod - "Funny story... I was talking to Steve Howe and Darryl Strawberry at the last Yankee alumni weekend and they tought me this great trick they learned in rehab. This guy named Maradona showed them how.... I don't think anyone will clue in!"
OR the abbreviated
"A-Rod claims it was the Hand of God"
A-Rod - "Funny story... I was talking to Steve Howe and Darryl Strawberry at the last Yankee alumni weekend and they tought me this great trick they learned in rehab. This guy named Maradona showed them how.... I don't think anyone will clue in!"
OR the abbreviated
"A-Rod claims it was the Hand of God"
Credit where credit is due: DGriebeling linked to this and several other pictures from the sequence in last night's game thread.
As for a caption, howzabout:
"No more for me, I'm full of it."
I know, pretty lame.
As for a caption, howzabout:
"No more for me, I'm full of it."
I know, pretty lame.
"Jeter, across the 40, the 45... stiff-arms Aroyo! Spins past Millar! Jeter only has the umpire to beat! HE WILL-GO-ALL-THE-WAY!"
A-Rod: "That'll be 5 dollars in royalties to tag me, please"
Caption:
"Why Bronson, I believe there's a ball, er, FLY in your glov... er, arm. Let me swat it off..."
"Why Bronson, I believe there's a ball, er, FLY in your glov... er, arm. Let me swat it off..."
Or:
"This is how much a hot dog costs in Fenway!"
"This is how much a hot dog costs in Fenway!"
A-rod: how do i look?
Arroyo: I don't know man, i'd lose the glove, you look nuts...
Arroyo: I don't know man, i'd lose the glove, you look nuts...
you sitck your left leg in, you stick your left leg out, you stick your left hand in, and you shake it all about
http://timgueguen.blogspot.com
"STOP! If you complete the play George will get mad at me, and he's really scary!"
"STOP! If you complete the play George will get mad at me, and he's really scary!"
A-Rod : "What Ump? I was gonna give him a high five because that was a really good play I tell ya. And then he started coming after me so I slapped him, what's wrong with that? It's called self-defense, even the bible supports that. Are you anti-God? If I'm on God's side, then what side are you on el diablo?"
"Hey...watch it with that glove. What are you trying to do, tag me out?"
"Oh, and number 13 stuffs him like a turkey!!!"
I vote for Rob's in post #8. That's excellent.
http://Mikehext.com
"5 more innings until we lose everyone! 5 more innings!!!"
"5 more innings until we lose everyone! 5 more innings!!!"
Hit me with that ball and I'll give you such a PINCH!
"Gimme that ball, ya scrawny little cornhusker... it's my turn to bean you!" / Although I must say I like "Judo CHOP" and "I grounded out this many times tonight" better than my own.
http://www.slamlog.com
(done in a female hispanic accent) Oh no you didn't try to tag me bitch, I'll slap you chica, uh huh
(done in a female hispanic accent) Oh no you didn't try to tag me bitch, I'll slap you chica, uh huh
A-Rod : "What Ump? I was gonna give him a high five because that was a really good play I tell ya. And then he started coming after me so I slapped him, what's wrong with that? It's called self-defense, even the bible supports that. Are you anti-God? If I'm on God's side, then what side are you on el diablo?"
WTF???
WTF???
Go away.....Or I'll give you SUCH a pinch!!!!!!