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In honor of his brain-breaking 3000+ word Game Report, here's a picture of Magpie, hard at work. See if you can find him:

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Hint: he's the one who looks really enthralled with the proceedings. I'll post the answer in a few hours.

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jgadfly - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 12:46 PM EDT (#116458) #
Is he the only guy who looks old enough to know who Heckle and Jeckle were?
Joe - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 12:49 PM EDT (#116459) #
Ooh! I see him! I see him!

For those who have never met Magpie in person, here is a close-up:

Now it should be easy.

Jobu - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 12:50 PM EDT (#116460) #
wow! It's just like where's waldo..... only much much worse.

Man it's tough keeping up with the Jays out here. As far as I can tell Zaunie's in big trouble and Jays love playing the Royals.
Ryan C - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 12:55 PM EDT (#116461) #
My first thought: "Ok which guy looks most like he's running around looking for a phone jack....."
Gerry - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 01:03 PM EDT (#116463) #
Bottom level, fourth from the left, trying to pry his eyes open....
Named For Hank - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 01:21 PM EDT (#116464) #
Is he the only guy who looks old enough to know who Heckle and Jeckle were?

Should I be offended if I know who they are? ;)

Gerry has it. Here's a close-up:

NYJaysFan36 - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 01:23 PM EDT (#116465) #
This is going to show my lack of familiarity with the box, but I'm interested to know what Magpie's job is.
Jonny German - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 01:38 PM EDT (#116467) #
I think Magpie is involved in a Cabal of some sort...

What I'd like to know: Who are the other guys we see in the press box here?
Named For Hank - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 01:40 PM EDT (#116468) #
I think the guy in the white hat is Kirk from Gilmore Girls.
Joe - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 01:41 PM EDT (#116469) #
And your lack of reading, NYJaysFan36 :)

From Magpie's vain attempt at vulturing my win: I was at the ball park, doing my STATS gig, taking abuse from Fordin, and just making a few notes.

IOW, Magpie's a STATS Inc scorer. Now you know, and, as we've all been taught, knowing is half the battle.

NYJaysFan36 - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 01:55 PM EDT (#116471) #
Yeah I just caught that as I reloaded the page to see if anyone replied. I do enjoy the G.I. Joe reference though. :)
So Magpie, do you make official scoring decisions for STATS Inc, or just record and report what the league official scorer has decided on errors and passed ball/wild pitches?
Mike D - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 01:59 PM EDT (#116473) #
Magpie's not the only Bauxite there; I see gv27, too. Is Mike Wilner visible in this photo?
westcoast dude - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 02:07 PM EDT (#116475) #
It's mojo time, Magpie, you lucky guy!
Mick Doherty - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 02:11 PM EDT (#116476) #
NFH, awesome pop culture reference, one that screams "he's married and secretly enjoys watching brin pudding chick-centric television.'

Tying Gilmore Girls to baseball, Scott Patterson who plays the irascible diner owner Luke, is a former Yankee and Ranger farmhand -- he was a pitcher.
Original Ryan - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 02:20 PM EDT (#116478) #
Magpie's not the only Bauxite there; I see gv27, too. Is Mike Wilner visible in this photo?

I don't see Wilner (it looks like Sawkiw is the one standing in the radio booth), but Scott Carson is in the Sportsnet booth and he's posted here a few times.

Named For Hank - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 02:30 PM EDT (#116482) #
Tying Gilmore Girls to baseball, Scott Patterson who plays the irascible diner owner Luke, is a former Yankee and Ranger farmhand -- he was a pitcher.

That I did not know!

I didn't expect to like GIlmore Girls, and the first time I watched an episode was while compiling tapes for a friend living in Japan who was complaining about the lack of good english-language TV available over there (he can watch Knight Rider twice a day, though) -- we decided to play a bit of a mean joke on him and send him hours and hours of material that he could not possibly be interested in. The Calgary Stampede parade. Seventh Heaven. Passions. We saw an ad for Gilmore Girls and thought "aha, that's PERFECT", and then we watched it and were totally hooked.

And so was he -- he requested that we continue to record and send it.

Craig B - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 02:43 PM EDT (#116485) #
I can't believe he wouldn't consider Knight Rider to be good english-language TV. Knight Rider is *awesome*.
Magpie - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 03:34 PM EDT (#116495) #
I wake up to this?

On the other hand... Picture of the Day Mojo! All right! And I need some, way more than Burley. And I trust you all notice NFH didn't waste it on me during a day when a Blue Jay might need some.

That's not my regular seat - that's the area for "visiting print media" but there's generally a free phone line there. (The latest theory, by the way, is that the STATS phone has been installed at our old seat, instead of the one we're sitting in this year. There is a seating plan.) So the people on my right are unidentified Chicago reporters. Elsewhere in the front row - yellow shirt is the National Post's baseball writer, and to his right I believe we have the Canadian Press. The empty seats heading off to his left are for the Globe, the Sun, and the Star. Hey! Where are those guys? I think this was Sunday's game (the Zaun injury game), so Larry Millson was definitely in the house. I seem to remember Baker and Rutsey being around as well. There's the official scorer down there all by himself at the end of the front row - it looks like Joe Sawchuk. And I see Jerry Howarth in his yellow shirt in the radio booth

The general area where I'm perched is where the STATS seat was for most of the 1990s. I actually belong in the second row, roughly behind the guy in the blue shirt. Which is where you'll find Fordin and the mlb.com guys. If I'd only been there you never would have found me. Erik and Ryan and the Jays PR crew are in the second row as well, right by that second little staircase. They moved the STATS seat up beside them for a couple years (they used to rely on us for pitch counts, now they're keeping track of it themselves.) Since then, they've closed off a little area and turned it into the GM's game-watching room.

do you make official scoring decisions for STATS Inc

"Official" is whatever the official scorer says it is, and everybody records that. STATS has also been tracking lots of "un-official" stuff since day one - each pitch, where balls are put in play, were the runners moving, did the catcher block a ball in the dirt, how many times did the pitcher throw to first... One of these days I'll put up one of our scoresheets. I'm interested in all the different ways of scoring, and I'm hoping the POTD mojo comes in handy.

really enthralled with the proceedings

Strange seat. Guys I didn't know. Team was losing.

I'm glad there's a road trip coming up. I want to give Fordin some time to forget this...

Jonny German - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 04:20 PM EDT (#116505) #
I think this was Sunday's game (the Zaun injury game)

I was at a game where we were spying on you from 518 and NFH took a picture, so I'm guessing that's when this was - Saturday April 23 vs. Baltimore. The good guys were indeed losing. Dave Bush was real good but Eric Bedard was even better.
Pepper Moffatt - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 04:57 PM EDT (#116508) #
I've seen every episode of the first 3 seasons of the Gilmore Girls about 5 times. It's my payback for making the misses watch hours upon hours of Simpsons, Futurama and Family Guy.

So who are the other people in the photo?
Named For Hank - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 05:07 PM EDT (#116511) #
Mike, season four is the best one, though season five has been quite good so far.
Mick Doherty - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 05:14 PM EDT (#116513) #
What, NFH, Rory is dropping out of Yale and you think that's a good thing? You CAD!
Rob - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 05:17 PM EDT (#116514) #
That picture is definitely from April 23 -- I remember we were getting all over Magpie for posting a Game Report that morning about relievers giving up 3 runs, just as Batista gave up 3 runs that afternoon.

And re: Gilmore Girls -- I saw it on two separate occasions, and I really couldn't stand it either time. In the first one, the two Girls, as it were, would have a rapid-fire conversation filled with annoyingly short sentences: "Where are you going?" "Out." "With?" "Tom." "Smith?" "Henderson." "Why not Smith?" "Henderson is cuter." "Cuter than Smith?" The other one had the daughter complaining about Harvard over and over again, so I found something else to watch.

Ah, the strange wonders of the WB Network.
Magpie - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 07:15 PM EDT (#116517) #
Oh, the Saturday game! In that case, there was no one from the Globe or the National Post in the house (there being no Sunday paper) - and I'm sitting in the empty Post seat, next to the CP guys. Now it all makes sense! (I forgot I sat there for a game, and I was a little confused - like I thought there was another staircase... oh, never mind.)

The original circa 1990 STATS seat, which is more or less where I thought I was in this picture, is actually out of sight in the bottom left corner.

Off to my left is the contingent from the Star and the Sun. I can't be sure, but that might actually be Dave Perkins in the yellow shirt. He still drops in from time to time.

VBF - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 07:45 PM EDT (#116522) #
So who are the other people in the photo?

If you look in the top right hand corner, you can see Amercia a.k.a. "World's Biggest Fan" and her "I love Eric Hinske" sign :)

Jordan - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 08:55 PM EDT (#116525) #
Ah, the strange wonders of the WB Network.

"We're proud to present on the WB:
Another bad show that no one will see!"

Keith Talent - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 10:30 PM EDT (#116531) #
Question: Is it ill-advised when Gibbons has Huckaby or McDonald hitting late in games, in key situations; or is it genius?

Looking back on the early season, it's tough to point to many occasions where Gibbons' moves have backfired. Remember Carlos Tosca; you could hold him personally accountable for at least a dozen Blue Jay losses last year.

Back to Gibbons, he has McDonald (and not to mention Reed Johnson) batting over .300. Would that show that he is expert in putting these people in when they are most likely to succeed: Having them out there enough not to be rusty, but not out long enough to face situations disadvantageous to them?

And Hey: isn't that World Cup of Baseball just going to kick butt next year? Go to the ESPN site and they've laid out who will likely play for each country. Canada's squad, though longshoots, is an impressive collection of talent.
Named For Hank - Thursday, May 12 2005 @ 11:28 PM EDT (#116535) #
Mick, I think you're a week ahead of me -- on Canuck TV here we just had the episode where Rory got the performance review from Logan's dad, and the teaser for next week had something about dropping out of school.

The rapid-fire dialogue is what keeps me glued -- it's like Rob's description except funny. And anything that spends most of an episode repeatedly referencing the incomprehensible Pippi Longstocking movie (imdb tells me it's because it was actually a European TV show cut down to two hours and dubbed) and including the shot of Pippi holding the horse over her head... man!

"It looks like something worn by that homosexual man whose tiger tried to eat him."
Mick Doherty - Friday, May 13 2005 @ 12:07 AM EDT (#116538) #
No, not ahead of you, just extrapolating from the same preview you saw. And you're right about the dialogue -- it reminds me of "The West Wing" when it was good and the greatest half-hour show ever on TV, "Sports Night." Those shows always felt like they were about six minutes long, they moved so fast.
Rob - Friday, May 13 2005 @ 12:39 AM EDT (#116539) #
the greatest half-hour show ever on TV, "Sports Night."

I wouldn't say it was the greatest, but I do have fond, fond memories of that show. One particular storyline about a bee flying around the studio sticks out at me...as well as the copyrights to the Happy Birthday song.

Gitz - Friday, May 13 2005 @ 05:52 PM EDT (#116589) #
Not coincidentally, the same people produced "The West Wing" and "Sports Night." The latter was tremendously entertaining, though I found the snappiness of the dialogue a little too perfect. Small cheese, to be sure, considering the "quality" of television.
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