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In case you missed it on Facebook today. intrepid Bauxite Mike Moffatt reports, using Extremely Professional Journalist third-person language ...

"Mike Moffatt just hit his first home run -- at age 33. His 25-year plan of lulling the opposition into a false sense of security just paid off." Another Bauxite quickly posed the undying journalistic snideness, "Quick math tells me you will catch Aaron (the real leader) in AD 20,885. Bring it on!" Moffatt modestly responded, "Nope, that's it for me. I'll be forever tied with Duane Kuiper."

So in this the year of the Blue Jay Roundtripper, congratulations to our own Mike Moffatt, who now owns as many 2010 home runs as Yunel Escobar (TOR edition), Nick Green, Jarrett Hoffpauir and Mike McCoy combined. Hoo-rah!

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whiterasta80 - Monday, July 19 2010 @ 10:03 PM EDT (#218747) #

So in this the year of the Blue Jay Roundtripper, congratulations to our own Mike Moffatt, who now owns as many 2010 home runs as Yunel Escobar (TOR edition), Nick Green, Jarrett Hoffpauir and Mike McCoy combined. Hoo-rah!

Actually this isn't quite true anymore is it?  Yunel Escobar WELCOME TO TORONTO!

Gerry - Monday, July 19 2010 @ 10:19 PM EDT (#218751) #
Well done Mike.  Inside the park with outfielders colliding or 500ft blast?
Mike Green - Tuesday, July 20 2010 @ 10:00 AM EDT (#218769) #
And we have a comp.  Congratulations, Moffatt.
MatO - Tuesday, July 20 2010 @ 11:12 AM EDT (#218777) #
vw_fan17 - Wednesday, July 21 2010 @ 03:47 PM EDT (#218902) #
For a newbie like me (only 4.5 years on da Box), can someone explain?
Chuck - Wednesday, July 21 2010 @ 04:04 PM EDT (#218904) #
Moffat would post a daily quiz, the prize being a cuttlefish, or at least a picture of a cuttlefish.
vw_fan17 - Thursday, July 22 2010 @ 03:17 PM EDT (#218964) #
I think I remember that part. The part I'm totally confused about is: WHERE was this homerun hit? Or was this some figurative homerun? No link to the facebook update, no box score, etc..
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