Haven't done a song in a while here, and it's been even longer since we did one for a specific player anthem. Tonight's game makes this too easy ... The original is here if you want to compare these to the (clearly baseball-inferior) original lyrics, the box score is here and the new lyrics are … well, no link necessary, they’re right here, only on Batter’s Box!
B. Morrow
With profuse apologies to the creators of the Broadway musical Annie.
The shutout was thrown by Morrow
He three-hit the Mets and so B. Morrow (and the Jays) won …
Just watched that gem by Morrow
Batista tried but lost to Brandon Morrow … who won …
How about our Jays, who played their hearts out …
Our middle infielders, had four base-knocks
And both RBI
The sun'll come out thanks to Morrow
We'll hang in this race with Brandon Morrow
It’s only May …
Oh Morrow, B. Morrow,
We love Brandon Morrow
His next start’s just days away …
The shutout was thrown by Morrow
Eight K’s and just one walk for Brandon Morrow
How ‘bout them Jays?
Oh Morrow, B. Morrow,
5-and-2 B. Morrow
His next start’s just days away …
Oh Morrow, B. Morrow,
We love Brandon Morrow
We’re so glad that he’s a Jay …
But not all pitchers are created equal, especially when it comes to this theoretical platoon edge.
It should not be a surprise who the number one is on this list.
Will the Jays be able to keep the beat alive against the suddenly seemingly vulnerable Red Sox? All this, and more (well, not really), on a new episode of Advance Scout.
Yes. it's time for Opening Weekend Overreactions, or as we like to call is here at Da Box, Overreaction Sunday ....
Should anyone be concerned? Or does the headline say it all?
The Boston Red Sox are, right now, the worst team in baseball, as they are 0-2 and have been outscored, 13-2 -- they're the only team in baseball with a double-digit negative run differential.
The Sox' East Coast metropolitan nemeses, The Yankees of New York, share their 0-2 misery, but have been outscored "just" 15-12. On the gloomy side, baseball's All-Time Greatest Closer (TM), Mariano Rivera, blew one of those games in the ninth inning.
Atlanta's Braves, also 0-2, join the Red Sox in offensive futility, having scored just two runs, though they have given up just five.
Other winless teams include the Padres (0-3) and five more 0-2 starters, in the Cubs, Giants, Rockies, Twins and Indians.
Should anyone be inching toward the panic button yet? (Well, no -- of course not. It's early April.) But which of these teams are actually showing a sure-to-be-continuing trend?
Some games were closer than others, but all the boyz on the farm made us proud on Friday evening. Las Vegas was a winner and so was Lansing, both squeaking in runs in the late innings. The D-Jays behind some great pitching put the shut out hurt on cross town rival Clearwater while New Hampshire put their second win in the books for a good start to their defence of last year's Eastern League Championship.
Also, this is your last chance to enter a record prediction and a playing time prediction.
Lastly/elsewhere, the Jays rank as the number nine franchise in baseball, per Fangraphs' annual offseason exercise. Our own Marc Hulet wrote the piece.
(Note: these comments were mostly made in advance of today's Cecil-related news.)
Who looks, to you, to be ranked too high or too low?
My take ...
Feel free to chime in with your own opinions in the comments.
Edit: removed my predictions so as not to influence others... a little late, but whatever.