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The results of the current poll can be interpreted pretty clearly.
In fact, those interpretations can even be set to music.
With apologies to the legendary Alice Cooper (for whom the city of Cooperstown was most assuredly not named), we now present the new anthem of the 2005 Blue Jays. Crank it up to 11, put the speakers in the window and get your requests to Wilner; now here's the World (Wide Web) debut of ... |
Doc's Out For Summer
Well he was 12 and 4
But now can't pitch no more
Mench hit that line drive
The season took a dive
We can't win without ya
Can't win a flag
If you don't suit up
Pennant hopes sag
Doc's out for summer
But not forever
Oh-Five's been blown to pieces
No more fastballs
No more hooks
No more batter's dirty looks
Well we got Dave Bush
And we got our Gustavo
And we got ol' Josh Towers
But can't even count on Lilly Time
Doc's out for summer
But not forever
Oh-Five's been blown to pieces
No more fastballs
No more hooks
No more batter's dirty looks
Out for summer
All of oh-five
He won't be back in fall
But he's not out forever
Though Doc's out for summer
Still got Jay fever
Won't give up completely
