Barfield: Magic 9, 1-Tool Wonders and Team Junior Felix play mean.
Carter: Opponents impotent against Sexy Underpants.
ALOMAR DIVISION:
My Austin Senators held #1 Mebion Glyndwr to 4.5 wins, momentarily slowing MB’s attempt to lap the division. The intrigue comes from places two through ten, where a mere 3.5 games separate nine teams. It’s a dual marquee matchup among these teams, as the #4 Chatsworth Halos faces the slumping #9 Toronto Walrus, and #6 Edmonton Decepticons challenge #7 AGF. Elsewhere, the Eastern Shore Birds managed their first non-losing week of the season.
Rank TEAM________________ W L T PCT GB 1 Mebion Glyndwr______ 53 25 6 .667 - 2 gashouse gorillas___ 49 33 2 .595 6.0 3 the mighty midgets__ 46 32 6 .583 7.0 4 Chatsworth Halos____ 45 33 6 .571 8.0 5 Austin Senators_____ 46 35 3 .565 8.5 6 Toronto Walrus______ 47 37 0 .560 9.0
7 Edmonton Decepticons 46 36 2 .560 9.0 8 AGF_________________ 45 35 4 .560 9.0 9 W-A-M-C-O___________ 44 34 6 .560 9.0 10 hannibals cannibals_ 46 37 1 .554 9.5 11 Jays Ehs____________ 41 39 4 .512 13.0 12 Billie's Bashers____ 38 41 5 .482 15.5
13 Reykjavik Fish Candy 35 42 7 .458 17.5 14 Horse Field Hammers_ 36 44 4 .452 18.0 15 Schroedinger's Bat__ 36 45 3 .446 18.5 16 Homer Jays Simpsons_ 34 45 5 .435 19.5 17 Slippery Pete_______ 32 51 1 .387 23.5
18 Ghost Man on Third__ 31 51 2 .381 24.0 19 Thunderbirds________ 30 52 2 .369 25.0 20 Eastern Shore Birds_ 24 57 3 .304 30.5
TEAM________________ RotoPts Rank Stand. OppoPts Rank AGF_________________ 176 1 8 138 6 the mighty midgets__ 157 2 3 98 16 Mebion Glyndwr______ 154 3 1 80 19 Homer Jays Simpsons_ 143 4 16 137 7 gashouse gorillas___ 142 5 2 116 12
Thunderbirds________ 139 6 19 179 2 Austin Senators_____ 138 7 5 74 20 W-A-M-C-O___________ 137 8 9 139 5 hannibals cannibals_ 133 9 10 90 18 Jays Ehs____________ 131 10 11 140 4
Edmonton Decepticons 126 11 7 113 13 Toronto Walrus______ 118 12 6 99 15 Chatsworth Halos____ 117 13 4 112 14 Reykjavik Fish Candy 115 14 13 133 8 Slippery Pete_______ 112 15 17 166 3
Horse Field Hammers_ 104 16 14 121 11 Schroedinger's Bat__ 103 17 15 123 10 Ghost Man on Third__ 90 18 18 127 9 Eastern Shore Birds_ 87 19 20 198 1 Billie's Bashers____ 78 20 12 94 17
BARFIELD DIVISION:
Magic 9 rebounded from his only losing week of the season by pounding the Vancouver Cyphers 10-0-2. Not to be outdone, the 1-Tool Wonders stuck eleven losses on the poor Pistol Nine, who find themselves languishing on the division floor. Team Junior Felix also won eleven games and have vaulted to fifth place after beginning the season with four losing weeks. They take on the #4 Pohnpei Papayas in this week’s marquee matchup.
Rank TEAM________________ W L T PCT GB 1 Magic 9_____________ 53 25 6 .667 - 2 1-Tool Wonders______ 53 26 5 .661 0.5 3 Moscow Rats_________ 53 27 4 .655 1.0 4 Pohnpei Papayas_____ 47 32 5 .589 6.5 5 team junior felix___ 45 36 3 .554 9.5 6 Burlington Mazsters_ 43 37 4 .536 11.0
7 The Sweaty Guys_____ 40 36 8 .524 12.0 8 European Wannabe____ 41 39 4 .512 13.0 9 Cooney Islanders_____ 39 38 7 .506 13.5 10 Angry Gnomes________ 40 41 3 .494 14.5 11 K-Town Mashers______ 40 43 1 .482 15.5 12 Bodell's Bashers____ 39 43 2 .476 16.0
13 Lubumbashi Posse____ 37 44 3 .458 17.5 14 Baseball North______ 35 42 7 .458 17.5 15 Dr. Z's Hot Men________ 36 44 4 .452 18.0 16 MulReduxMonkeymen 34 43 7 .446 18.5 17 Middleclass Elitists 34 46 4 .429 20.0
18 Jick's Rays_________ 31 48 5 .399 22.5 19 Vancouver Cyphers___ 29 47 8 .393 23.0 20 Pistol Nine_________ 25 57 2 .310 30.0
TEAM________________ RotoPts Rank Stand. OppoPts Rank 1-Tool Wonders______ 200 1 2 138 9 Moscow Rats_________ 171 2 3 87 19 Magic 9_____________ 163 3 1 101 14 Pohnpei Papayas_____ 156 4 4 124 11 Cooney Islanders_____ 151 5 9 148 7
K-Town Mashers______ 137 6 11 155 4 Middleclass Elitists 137 7 17 156 3 MulReduxMonkeymen 136 8 16 167 1 team junior felix___ 135 9 5 98 15 Dr. Z's Hot Men________ 125 10 15 135 10
Burlington Mazsters_ 118 11 6 97 16 Baseball North______ 110 12 14 155 4 European Wannabe____ 110 13 8 109 12 Jick's Rays_________ 106 14 18 145 8 Bodell's Bashers____ 100 15 12 90 17
The Sweaty Guys_____ 98 16 7 80 20 Angry Gnomes________ 93 17 10 102 13 Vancouver Cyphers___ 91 18 19 151 6 Lubumbashi Posse____ 88 19 13 88 18 Pistol Nine_________ 74 20 20 160 2
CARTER DIVISION:
Welcome back, Carter, where the world is ruled by Sexy Underpants. The ‘Pants have won at least eight games each week thus far and are already 44 games over .500. Both the Wedding Singers and Blocked Youngsters have done their best to keep up with eleven-win efforts last week. The marquee matchup belongs to #6 Chico’s Bail Bonds and #10 Big Game Hunters, both part of a tight collection of teams hovering around the edge of the Championship Bracket.
Rank TEAM________________ W L T PCT GB 1 Sexy underpants_____ 62 18 4 .762 - 2 The Wedding Singers_ 55 22 7 .696 5.5 3 Blocked Youngsters__ 54 27 3 .661 8.5 4 BSL Blue Sox________ 46 32 6 .583 15.0 5 Chico's Bail Bonds__ 45 36 3 .554 17.5 6 TheTremblingWilburys 45 36 3 .554 17.5
7 Benji's Sister______ 44 39 1 .530 19.5 8 Hammie's Rollies____ 40 39 5 .506 21.5 9 @$$kickers__________ 37 40 7 .482 23.5 10 Big Game Hunters____ 36 40 8 .476 24.0 11 dangercats__________ 36 41 7 .470 24.5 12 Roseneath Rockets___ 36 43 5 .458 25.5
13 Team Balla__________ 36 44 4 .452 26.0 14 Scottish Dunces_____ 37 46 1 .446 26.5 15 The Shining Force___ 34 46 4 .429 28.0 16 Anarchist Archivists 34 47 3 .423 28.5 17 Brock Crackaz_______ 33 47 4 .417 29.0 18 Garth Iorg Gremlins_ 33 48 3 .411 29.5 19 New Jersey Stratuses 28 47 9 .387 31.5 20 Adjustable Chuck____ 23 56 5 .304 38.5
TEAM________________ RotoPts Rank Stand. OppoPts Rank Sexy underpants_____ 177 1 1 66 18 Chico's Bail Bonds__ 167 2 5 112 13 The Wedding Singers_ 154 3 2 62 19 Blocked Youngsters__ 152 4 3 59 20 TheTremblingWilburys 151 5 6 104 15
BSL Blue Sox________ 150 6 4 107 14 Benji's Sister______ 144 7 7 141 8 Team Balla__________ 143 8 13 165 3 dangercats__________ 131 9 11 144 7 Garth Iorg Gremlins_ 129 10 18 120 11
Scottish Dunces_____ 121 11 14 177 2 Roseneath Rockets___ 117 12 12 151 6 Anarchist Archivists 116 13 16 135 9 Big Game Hunters____ 106 14 10 157 4 Brock Crackaz_______ 106 15 17 123 10
New Jersey Stratuses 104 16 19 157 4 Hammie's Rollies____ 100 17 8 104 15 @$$kickers__________ 94 18 9 100 17 The Shining Force___ 81 19 15 116 12 Adjustable Chuck____ 58 20 20 186 1
