I had a spectacular minor-league report ready for you, folks. Terrific stuff, took me an hour to write. And because I have a lousy computer and because my computer has a stupid owner, it's gone and I can't get it back. And it's now past 5:00 pm on Saturday. So here's the quickest damn minor-league report you ever saw:

Everyone lost.

Syracuse lost 2-1. Jason Arnold pitched well enough, but still isn't striking anyone out. The offence continues to suck eggs.

New Hampshire lost 4-3. Francisco Rosario had a good AA debut, 5 shutout IP, 0 BB, 0 K. Tough loss in 11 innings, could've gone either way.

Dunedin lost 8-3. Jamie Vermilyea had a good spot start, but the bullpen cratered. Outside of Jason Waugh, the offence continues to suck.

Charleston lost 5-3. Tom Mastny deserved better, 0 ER and 7 K in 6 IP. The bullpen lost this one too. The offence ... well, you know the routine.

Three Stars:

3rd: Jason Waugh, 3-for-4, 1 2B, 2 1B, 1 R, 1 RBI
2nd: Tom Mastny, 6 IP, 4 H, 2 R, 0 ER, 2 BB, 7 K
1st: Francisco Rosario, 5 IP, 4 H, 0 BB, 0 K

Collectively, the Blue Jays organization went 0-for-5 for the first time this season. Add in this report, and it's 0-for-6. And I'm going for a beer.