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And it's a good thing J.P. picked them up. Jason Frasor deserves his own river in British Columbia after that masterpiece. Seven batters up, eight outs recorded.

Oh, and Gregg Zaun? Well, I don't care how good or bad any of the catchers in the American League are between now and Tuesday, June 12. Going Going Zaun deserves to go, small sample size and early season fluke be damned. Picture of the Week mojo is powerful.


Thanks to Jobu for the picture. Vote for Zaun today, at http://www.mlb.com

How can I do last night's game justice? I sat there for all but one hour of the game -- 24 was on at 9:00, but it was worth it -- and I knew I wouldn't be able to say anything good when this was over.

First off, I think you owe it to yourself to mosey on over to Coach's interview with Jason Frasor from June of last year.

Just a great game. If it didn't end when it did last night, Baltimore would have to bring in Dave McNally to pitch. Yes, Russ Adams made a scary error there in the 11th or 10th...I forget, they all felt the same around the four-hour mark. Yes, I disagree with Gibby's decision to walk Chris Gomez, but youneverknow -- Thor was in that lineup just to hit lefties, and Bigbie has only hit .249/.325/.376 against lefties over the last three years, with nothing happening at all this year.

But I can't complain. I'm stalling here, trying to think of something to say. Okay, here's something. In honour of Going Going Zaun, nine ways to finish the sentence, "Who would figure that...":

...in a game where the Jays collected 14 hits, Shea Hillenbrand would go hitless?
...in a game without The Lesser Zambrano or Kaz Ishii, Shea Hillenbrand would draw a walk?
...in a game that goes less than 45 innings, Shea Hillenbrand would draw two walks?
...the only time I have missed Letterman to write a Game Report, he would have both Martin Short and Elisha Cuthbert on the show?
...Juan Rincon would test positive? I mean, come on!
...there would be four intentional walks, one of them being Chris Gomez?
...Cowboy Joe West would make inconsistent calls behind the plate? Oh, right.
...Baltimore would be so short-sighted as to use a new pitcher each extra inning?
...the Blue Jays would be 3-0 on my Game Report days in games starting after 11 am?

And now for my graph. No, it's not a running Game Score chart.

Kicking Ass Score is a copyrighted statistic, if you're wondering.

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Cristian - Tuesday, May 03 2005 @ 09:29 AM EDT (#115219) #
The Zaun poster is pure gold. I've love to see some at Rogers Centre.
westcoast dude - Tuesday, May 03 2005 @ 10:23 AM EDT (#115222) #
Ever since I dissed Jason Frasor, he's been amazing.
NYJaysFan36 - Tuesday, May 03 2005 @ 10:27 AM EDT (#115225) #
Did you use Matlab for that kicking-ass score? I think you managed to chart it correctly, although I'd have had a pretty big spike at the beginning for getting two guys out on his first pitch.
Does Zaun have two batting helmets? The thought just dawned on me looking at that picture...
Craig B - Tuesday, May 03 2005 @ 10:31 AM EDT (#115227) #
Yeah, Zaun has two batting helmets.
Magpie - Tuesday, May 03 2005 @ 11:03 AM EDT (#115231) #
Zaun has two batting helmets.

And a good thing too. Wouldn't want him wearing one of those silly Junior Felix jobs with two ear flaps. He used to look like a kid playing soldier.

hugh - Tuesday, May 03 2005 @ 11:09 AM EDT (#115233) #
...funny you mention Junior Felix. I always thought his batting helmet should have two big Mickey Mouse ears on top.

Batista looked really good again last night. Maybe this closer thing is starting to come together...
Named For Hank - Tuesday, May 03 2005 @ 11:43 AM EDT (#115236) #
Watching the tail end of the game last night, I could have sworn that Zaun was wearing the wrong number on his helmet when he came up to bat in the final inning -- he's number 9, and I swear that the bill of the helmet had a two-digit number on it. I thought on one closeup that it looked like 37.
NYJaysFan36 - Tuesday, May 03 2005 @ 12:30 PM EDT (#115248) #
I think the O-Dawg wears one of those double-flapped helmets. I know Mark Bellhorn does.
James W - Tuesday, May 03 2005 @ 01:17 PM EDT (#115259) #
Yeah, O-Dog has the double flap. Evidence is up at the top of the screen, where his back ear is covered.

And Frasor's Kicking Ass Score was obviously huge last night. You know you're doing well when you only need to face 7 batters to go through 2.2 innings. I was impressed with Gibbons' realization in the 9th that a 2-2 game could continue, and not bring in a new reliever for Frasor.
Magpie - Tuesday, May 03 2005 @ 02:09 PM EDT (#115273) #
On the one hand, Zaun is a 34 year old catcher whose lifetime numbers were .250, .339, and .375 coming into this season.

On the other hand, this used to be a guy who partied too much and, especially, drank much more than was good for him. Some of you may remember Geoff Baker's excellent piece from last fall. (Yes, Baker.)

2004, it turns out, was Zaun's first sober season in the majors. He had shown flashes before - in his two years in Kansas City, he hit .290 with 13 HR in 359 AB. But his playing time was never regular, and there were always other issues, apparently.

Craig S. - Tuesday, May 03 2005 @ 02:31 PM EDT (#115277) #
Nice graph - definitely the funniest thing I've seen on here in a while. And while I knew Frasor was kicking ass, it's good to see it backed up with solid statistical evidence.
Named For Hank - Tuesday, May 03 2005 @ 02:49 PM EDT (#115284) #
What units is the ass-kicking being measured in? I see it tops out around 2000; that sounds like a lot, but I can't really evaluate it without being able to compare it to other ass-kicking performances. Perhaps on your next Game Report you could do a fancy overlay of different ass-kicking performances over the last decade?
Mike Green - Tuesday, May 03 2005 @ 02:50 PM EDT (#115286) #

Here is Zaun's career record. It tells a fascinating story. He was a good hitter, when sober, with Florida and Kansas City (bear in mind that Florida was quite a favourable pitcher's context and KC during 2000-01 was an extreme hitter's context). Throughout his career, he has walked about as much as he strikes out, but has just a little power. He is 34, but has caught just over 700 games. He probably has another 300-400 games before age-related decline can be expected to set in.

If Zaun were to emerge as a .280/15 homer/60 walk hitter for the next year or three, it would not shock me. You might describe it as a Dennis Eckersley story, writ smaller.

On another note, here is an article from the San Francisco Chronicle with Tom House's description of steroid/HGH use in the 60s and 70s. It is somewhat strange that the article refers to House's time as a pitcher, but not his many years as a pitching coach in Texas and his awareness of use during that time.

Magpie - Tuesday, May 03 2005 @ 02:57 PM EDT (#115288) #
If Zaun were to emerge as a .280/15 homer/60 walk hitter for the next year or three

Which doesn't seem all that outlandish - even .270/12 HR/50 BB will do - he's one of the finest pickups of cheap, marginal, unwanted talent that this team has pulled off in a long time.

The Jays used to specialize in that sort of thing - how did they get Rance Mulliniks, after all? Or Buck Martinez or Doyle Alexander or Tom Henke. They picked them up off the scrap heap, or in a deal of no-names.

It's obviously pretty hard to do consistently, and it's probably much harder to do it now than it was twenty years ago. But when you don't have $ 120 million to spend, you need a bit of luck on your side as well.

Mike Green - Tuesday, May 03 2005 @ 03:11 PM EDT (#115290) #
As an added bonus, Zaun could end up as a fine teacher for Quiroz when he's healthy and ready.

These cast-off acquisitions are disproportionately catchers, aren't they?
Magpie - Tuesday, May 03 2005 @ 03:25 PM EDT (#115292) #
There's a story in today's San Francisco Chronicle in which former ML pitcher (and Texas pitching coach) Tom House talks about his own use of steroids more than 30 years ago.

We were doing steroids they wouldn't give to horses. That was the '60s, when nobody knew... We were at the tail end of a generation that wasn't afraid to ingest anything.

The 60s gets blamed for everything nowadays, doesn't it? House's ML career actually began in 1971, but he was drafted in 1967. If it was still the 60s, he was doing this stuff in the minor leagues.

I remember a lot of talk in Bouton's books about amphetamines - anyone remember if there were any suggestions of other stuff as well?

Mike Green - Tuesday, May 03 2005 @ 03:56 PM EDT (#115301) #

Don't blame the '60s for steroids. It seems that their use in sports began in the 50s (Happy Days, indeed); they were widespread certainly by the mid-70s (remember Kornelia Ender and the rest of the East German swimming team).

Here's a short history piece.

Stellers Jay - Tuesday, May 03 2005 @ 06:33 PM EDT (#115306) #
Nice piece Rob. To carry on with the "who would figure that..." thought, I wonder what kind of return you would have got from vegas is you'd put a $100 on the following 4 things before the season.

a)Baltimore in first place in the AL East
b)Chacin winning Rookie of Month
c)Hillenbrand leading the league in hitting
d)Garland leading the league in wins

I don't think you'd need to buy a Super 7 ticket for Friday night.
Pepper Moffatt - Tuesday, May 03 2005 @ 07:26 PM EDT (#115318) #
d)Garland leading the league in wins

That's not that surprising. I mean, he has won 20 before.

Rob - Tuesday, May 03 2005 @ 08:21 PM EDT (#115347) #
Yeah, but he hasn't won 20 since 1976 because he got hung up on his weaknesses that Christmas and almost lost twenty games the next year.
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