.500. It’s the record the Jays seemed destined to finish at or within a couple of games either side and it’s the record the affiliates put up yesterday on a 3-3 evening. Losses in the low minors and a Triple-A were cancelled out by wins in Double-A through A-ball. Three of the six starters turned in quality starts and the teams in the low minors, as may be expected, lost in part due to fielding errors. There were several solid days at the plate, but no standout performances, and the three stars could have gone to any of about ten players.

Recently, we've run a couple of computer-pun-centric Hall of Names all-initials teams featuring major leagu monikers with the initials MB and GB. The next obvious stop, of course, is "KB," which seems might be, to gratuitously reference computer parlance, a "bit" lesser of a squad. Let's find out as we meet ...

I ran across a celver joke on the Web earlier today, dealing with Australian Football (Rugby) League teams and thought I'd try to flip it for Major League Baseball. Let's see how we do and, please, feel free to suggest your own!

• NEW YORK YANKEES: JULIA ROBERTS
  Big in the 1990s but what has she done lately?
  

• DETROIT TIGERS: SARAH JESSICA PARKER
  Just when you thought you were finally safe ... she's back.
  

Last week, when we ran a computer-pun-centric "All-MB" Hall of Names all-initials team, veteran Bauxite Rob Pettapiece posted the leading statement, "I don't think the All-GB team is 1024 times better, though." The further question, of course, is whether an All-KB team would be demonstrably lesser than their MB brethren.

We know that such teams will give us the Brett boys, George to the former and Ken to the latter, so that's a nice start, but let's see how "driven" these teams are as we meet, first ...

Ricky Romero and Davis Romero both pitched well, they each allowed two runs and both had runs that were allowed by the bullpen.  Randy Boone also pitched very well for Dunedin.  Balbino Fuenmayor had six RBI's and Robert Sobolewski broke out with three hits.

As usual, the good guys' first series after the all-star break is a major gut check against an AL East team. That's normal. What's weird is that the Jays get to perform the checking of someone else's guts this time. The upstart Rays have lost seven straight games as they face actual pressure for the first time in franchise history. They'll look to bounce back by sending their big three starters to the hill at home, where they're 36-14 this year.

Shaun Marcum returned with an exclamation mark and a handful of Canadians had good nights.

In two unrelated moves ...

Veteran Tony Clark has waived a $500K trade incentive clause and been dealt from the Padres back to the Arizona Diamondbacks, where he played the past three seasons.

And in AL East news, to nobody's surprise, the Yankees have reached a tentative agreement with whiff machine Richie Sexson, who was released by Seattle last week.

Late addition: Joe Blanton to the Phillies!

At the break the Magic 9, the Papayas and the Wedding Singers lead the way.  It's typically tight in all the divisions, with over half the owners still having a realistic shot at a top 6 finish and a playoff spot.  We are entering the pesky short week which can have a big effect on the standings.

It's the all-star break in the major leagues, the traditional half-way point of the season.  The minor league season is shorter and most teams are at the two-thirds mark of their season.  Now is a good time to take a look at the top prospects to see how they are doing.  In this feature we will look at the Jays top 30 prospects and some players who are looking to move into the top 30.

Brad Mills was the star on this night with seven shutout innings.  With two leagues in their all-star break the affiliates won three of four.  Dunedin, behind Mills, won 1-0.  Auburn gave up seven runs in the first two innings but won easily.  The GCL Jays won in the bottom of the ninth while Lansing lost.  David Purcey pitched will the AAA All-Star game while Travis SNider won the AA home run contest.

Pitchers are an odd beast. They can have career years at age 20 (Dwight Gooden) or age 45 (Phil Niekro). OK, Phil's age 35 season might have been better.

There is a reason no one claims to predict pitchers with a high degree of accuracy, and why TINSTAAPP. Still, lets see how the Jays are doing vs their careers.

Just one of the affiliates were in action.  Much like the parent club, they couldn't get the big hit when they needed it and they didn't hit for power.  None whatsoever, not a sausage. 

Just for fun, while we have a few days with fixed stats, lets see how various Jays have done vs their lifetime numbers. Also included are a few high level prospects who might be here in 2009.

I've got an idea! Let's create a pitcher!

And let's make him a monster. A dragon...