The Blue Jays are stumbling. Call for the Doctor.

It is one of my Principles of Baseball Thinking that you must make up your mind slowly. Make judgements slowly. Come to conclusions slowly.

No, more slowly than that.

The Blue Jays take a .500 record into their last April game. Roy Halladay will try to end the month on a winning note before the team heads out on a six game road trip.

The roof is open (first time this year), I'm sitting here watching the Rangers take batting practise... got to play it, might as well win it.

I figured yesterday's rainout was a perfect excuse for me to play hooky. And then I looked at yesterday's results, and duty kicked in.

Strangely enough, my mind turns to Winston Churchill...

So there I was watching David Ortiz ground out to the second baseman in shallow right field. Against the shift. And I suddenly remembered something...

I got nothin'.

Look, I have an enormous piece of research, enough Data Tables to choke a horse, appearing later this very day. You expect TDIB as well?

It's really come to this?

After the failures of Marcum and Janssen and Zambrano over the last two days, the Blue Jays are looking to Josh Towers to save their sorry butts?

My, my, my.

Late inning losses suck.

Mark Buehrle restores his confidence and Felix Hernandez tweaks his elbow...

And nothing is more wonderful than man. But Sophocles has been gone a long time. For example, Wilfredo Ledezma is tied for the major league lead in wins.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Our text for today:

I got a bad case of loving you.