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It looks like about half of the Omaha Storm Chasers will also be coming to town.
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When you've lost 9 of 10, you need to draw a line somewhere. But where?

Let's ask the Captain.
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You've got to pay your dues
if you want to sing the blues
and you know it don't come easy

Happy 82nd, Sir Richard Starkey.
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It might be a good time for a road trip.
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Instead of tending towards a vast Alexandrian library the world has become a computer, an electronic brain, exactly as an infantile piece of science fiction. And as our senses have gone outside us, Big Brother goes inside. So, unless aware of this dynamic, we shall at once move into a phase of panic terrors, exactly befitting a small world of tribal drums, total interdependence, and superimposed co-existence.… Terror is the normal state of any oral society, for in it everything affects everything all the time.…
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So these guys have decided they're going to be a problem, too.

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What's made Milwaukee famous has made a loser out of... better men than me.
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Jesus just left Chicago
And he's bound for New Orleans
Workin' from one end to the other
and all points in between

So you won more than 90 games a year ago. And despite your ace left-hander heading off to the west coast in free agency, you still thought you were in a fine position to compete for the division title.
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New York is waiting for you and me, baby
Waiting to swallow us down
New York, we're coming to see what you're made of
Are you as great as you sound

Something wicked this way comes.
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I'm going back on that same train
that brought me here before
While my baby walks the streets of Baltimore

We haven't seen this bunch yet. How are they doing, anyway?
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Fee fee
Fie fie
Fo fo fum

Strange stuff is going on in the Motor City, I tell ya.
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I might take a train
I might take a plane
But if I have to walk
I'm going just the same

You know why? It's the thought of hitting against this pitching staff. That's quite the temptation, one difficult to resist, and of course the only way to get rid of a temptation is to give in to it.

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We're the flowers in the dustbin
We're the poison in the human machine
We're the future
Your future

God save the Queen! It is Jubilee Weekend, after all, and I promise that none of us are going to see the next platinum jubilee. And then say hello to the first-place Minnesota Twins. Hey, didn't these guys suck just last year?
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"I spent 90% of the money I ever made on booze, women, and drugs. The rest of it I wasted."
---- Ronnie Hawkins

The Jays kick off a six-game homestand that will see them playing the Class of the AL Central. First up are the second-place White Sox, who have been spinning their wheels a bit this season.
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 California, here we come. Who's ready to stay up late?
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