"I spent 90% of the money I ever made on booze, women, and drugs. The rest of it I wasted."
---- Ronnie Hawkins
The Jays kick off a six-game homestand that will see them playing the Class of the AL Central. First up are the second-place White Sox, who have been spinning their wheels a bit this season.
California, here we come. Who's ready to stay up late?
We don't see these guys very often.
Home, sweet home. That was one crummy road trip.
The slumping (losers of four in a row, seven of their last nine) Blue Jays clearly need a friendly spot on the schedule to get themselves turned around.
Oh, crap.
Road trip! It's the Toronto Blue Jays taking on the Cleveland Guardians! For the first time ever!
Damn Yankees. Damn first-place Yankees. Evil, imperial, and winners of their last nine games. Be nice to mess with their vibe, or whatever.
I can't imagine too much has changed with the Astros since we last saw them. It was just last week, after all.
That was a fine road trip, but there's no rest for the wicked or the Blue Jays. A ten game homestand kicks off tonight.
The road trip concludes, deep in the heart of Texas, where things seem to have been getting weird lately. Everything's bigger in Texas, even the crazy.
The road trip continues, for real this time. The week begins with three games at damp, ancient Fenway Park.
The road trip continues. Or not. I am deeply confused. Well, that would explain why it's a 7:00 PM start.
The New York Yankees, still evil, still imperial. Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
