The puzzling Seattle Mariners come to the Dome this weekend, for this year's first meeting between the 1977 expansion cousins. And Adam Lind makes his long-awaited return to Toronto, clad in the opposition's livery, and I'm pretty sure that's the first time I've used the word "livery" in a sentence. See, ya live long enough, anything can happen. As if last night in Cleveland hadn't proved that already.

By the time we get to Phoenix... 

Hey, not many people know that song was written by Melania Trump.

The Blue Jays resume the second half of the season against Billy Beane and his boys in Oakland.

The Blue Jays finish off their first half of the season with a four-game series against Detroit.

The team that crushed the hopes and dreams of the 2015 Blue Jays are back in town for a three-game series.

I'm nowhere near a computer right now so this is going to be very bare bones...

Having spent the day looking in vain for some wag to say "You Brexit, you bought it!" let's turn our attention to the baseball. The Jays are in Chicago this weekend, where everything happens an hour later than it should.

I promise you all - if they lose tonight, I refuse to start another series thread until they're at least four games over .500, and thus have sufficient margin to Deal With my Participation.

The Blue Jays visit the Broad Street Bullies 2.0 in Baltimore for a weekend set.


The Blue Jays will have to deal with Manny 'Pacquiao' Machado this weekend as the appeal hearing for his four-game suspension is scheduled for Tuesday.

The Blue Jays visit the Phillies for the next two nights to finish their four-game stretch against the Broad Street Bullies.

The Blue Jays take on the Broad Street Bullies of Philadelphia for the next two nights at The Dome before heading to Philly for games Wednesday and Thursday. Barring the unforeseen, Bo "The Hammer" Schultz will not be appearing for the Jays this week. Maybe Moose Dupont or Ed Van Impe will show up instead.


Image from The Associated Press.

The Blue Jays are back to their concrete nest to take on the Broad Street Bullies from Baltimore in a four-game set.

I asked for an autograph...

If you now have that song stuck in your head, my evil plan is working.... (Wuhahahah!)

"New York is thata way, man."

"Thanks kid!"