To investigate this question it’s time for a lengthy trip down memory lane with the Brewers of yesteryear.
"The Thing With Feathers" by Craig Burley
In about 2009, the tone of all Pirates previews will have changed. By that time, the tone will either have become noticeably more respectful or will have blown over the fine line between failure and utter despair. The Pirates have not made the playoffs or finished with a .500 record since Barry Bonds played for them.
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You may remember Lundberg from his generous Ask Spike interview session here on Batter's Box, or even the astoundingly cleverly-named followup, Ask Spike II. |
Regardless, we look forward to the Jays facing Spike when he starts Game 1 of the 2006 World Series. He's off to be with the (city of) angels now ...
I'm going to give them a call early-ish Monday afternoon, so if you're thinking of coming either e-mail me at aaron@aaronreynolds.ca or post here in this thread so that I can get some kind of idea of how many people will be there.
I'm sorry, I'm tired. I can't do this anymore.
And indeed they were. Second place? Yeah, yeah. Don't be fooled. Like a dead skunk in the middle of the road, they stunk to high heaven.

Now, A.J. Burnett's wife gets free limo rides, and Troy Glaus's wife gets an operating budget for her ranch as part of their spouses' contracts --
What perks will Mrs. Halladay be receiving? Speculate away!
Oh yeah, and let's talk about what this means to the future of the team and stuff like that, too. I suppose that's also important.