The Toronto farm wins one of three on the eve of an infusion of fresh talent.
Barfield Division: Magic 9 holds off 1-Tool Wonders and Moscow Rats.
Carter Division: Sexy Underpants embarrass opponents.
Well, now that I've seen the error of my ways, I promise that you'll get a second shot of Zaunie in the coming days. Meanwhile, here's Gregg Zaun getting ready for game time:
That's right, it's 6-6-6. And presuming that's not a final sign of the Apocalypse and we are all still here to read and write on Batter's Box, it provides an opportunity to add still another wing to baseball's Hall of Names, though not of the Mark "The Bird" Fidrych variety (though we have previously given baseball the bird in a similar exercise), as well as issue a Batter's Box reader's challenge.
No, this team ...
Here's Troy Glaus, throwin' the ball back over to first base:
The short answer is "yes." The longer answer is that he is the only player in major league history to actually go by "Gustavo," and only five others have even had the name -- two as a first/given name (the best of whom was Gustavo Karim Garcia, sorry Gus Polidor), while three bore it as a middle name, the best of whom is probably Rainer Gustavo "Ray" Olmedo, who is 3-for-9 this year with the Reds between Triple-A stints.
So yes, Chacin's career (updated) 20-12 record outshines them all, including Garcia's 66 homers over 10 years. Hooray. Ah, but lest anyone accuse the Hall of Names of promulgating the "Gloomy Gus" stereotype, let's take a look ...
Baseball has its well-known major league seasonal cycle. The ballplayers arrive in Florida and Arizona in February while the snow (now often only remembered from Februarys past) is still on the ground here. They come north in April with the spring, bloom in summer, and depart after a wished-for blaze of colour in autumn.