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If you now have that song stuck in your head, my evil plan is working.... (Wuhahahah!)
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"New York is thata way, man."

"Thanks kid!"


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Someone should have told these guys 100 years ago that they spell "Socks" wrong. Amiright? Ah ah? Hey where's everyone going....
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Might need some help for this one, boys. Uh... Batman?
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I haven't been following the team as closely as I normally would. I assume the bats are laying pitiful waste to the opposition?
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Moving right along....

The artists formerly known as the Devil Fishies will be infesting the Dome for the next three nights.

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Deep in the heart of Texas, where the locals have waited through the long, harsh winter for the chance to pay their respects to Jose Bautista.
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The Blue Jays head out to the West Coast for an interleague series in San Francisco.


The San Francisco Giants are 9-7 against the Blue Jays, including a 6-2 record at AT&T Park.

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The Texas Rangers return to the Dome for the first time since that memorable Game 5 of the American League Divisional Series.
Good times! The Blue Jays defeated the Texas Rangers 6-3 in the ALDS clincher to advance to the ALCS. (Image from The Globe & Mail)
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The Jays have now guaranteed that they will come out of April with a losing record.

This is not unusual, of course.
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That's the first place White Sox, by the way. The team with the best record in the American League. It's the return of Brett Lawrie, Dioner Navarro, and Melky Cabrera.
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April is the cruelest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
Memory and desire, stirring
Dull roots with spring rain.


Don't you know by now? If it's April, the Blue Jays must have a losing record.
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The Orioles. The first-place Orioles.
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Fenway Park, kids. Site of much memorable baseball history. But I think Bette Davis said it best:

"What a dump."
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Still imperial, still evil....
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